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[Barman]

I knew someone who ran a gift shop there. He made a fortune. He deliberately sold the most ugly and tasteless things he could find. Went like hot cakes 

 

[boogs]

Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago 

[Barman]

Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago 

[Steve]

Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago 

Surely every year before and since has been an odd year in Skegness

and 

[boogs]

Had a dirty weekend there twenty odd years ago 

Surely every year before and since has been an odd year in Skegness

and 

   not a prayer

Round this area they love the place       God knows why ...

[Grumpmeister]

I have to admit, whenever I went to Skegness this scene would start playing in the back of my head 

Dueling Banjos Deliverance

[boogs]

I have to admit, whenever I went to Skegness this scene would start playing in the back of my head 

Dueling Banjos Deliverance

Thats Skeggie for you 

[Steve]

When I was there about 10 years ago they were all dressed like it was 1970

[boogs]

When I was there about 10 years ago they were all dressed like it was 1970

Nothing changes there time stands still just gets dirtier we deliver daily and the lads hate going a lot of druggies hang around the shop waithing for methadone 

[Grumpmeister]

On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes 

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html

[Barman]

On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes 

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html

Holy fuck! 

[Baldy]

On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes 

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html

Holy fuck! 

Typical yanks. 

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.

[boogs]

On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes 

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html

Holy fuck! 

Typical yanks. 

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.

It's usually our guys they do that too     Feckin idiot 

[Barman]

On reflection going there was one of my biggest mistakes 

Anyhoo, something tells me this pilot is going to get the crap beaten out of him 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562608/Moment-U-S-bomber-mistakenly-dropped-500-pound-bomb-U-S-Army-outpost-Afghanistan-survived.html

Holy fuck! 

Typical yanks. 

Lucky for those blokes on the ground that they missed the target.

Says something about all the multi-million Dollar weaponry doesn't it...? not only did they attack the wrong target but they missed it..... 

[Baldy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/10648559/Tony-Blair-offered-to-be-unofficial-adviser-to-Brooks-and-Murdoch-over-phone-hacking-scandal-court-hears.html

Get that fecker up in court to answer a few questions.