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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4785 on: March 07, 2014, 09:48:38 PM »
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« Reply #4786 on: March 07, 2014, 09:52:48 PM »
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« Reply #4787 on: March 07, 2014, 09:55:25 PM »
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Party also known as Elvis Loves Pets, Church of the Militant Elvis and Elvis and the Yeti Himalayan Preservation Party

Isn't the yeti rumoured to be ginger?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4788 on: March 07, 2014, 11:40:58 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 07, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2575536/Lib-Dems-shook-beaten-election-Bus-Pass-Elvis-Party-wants-brothels-OAPs-30-discount.html

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Did like the Lib Dems response

"A Lib Dem spokesman said he was ‘all shook up’ by the result. ‘I think this is a campaign where we were accused of having Suspicious Minds,’ he added. ‘We have been left in Heartbreak Hotel as a result.’"




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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4789 on: March 08, 2014, 10:56:48 PM »
So VP Amazon linky + Nick + online grocery shopping makes BM a rather well off old boy...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2576101/Delivered-Amazon-food-shopping-Web-giant-set-launch-groceries-service-Britain.html
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« Reply #4790 on: March 09, 2014, 07:14:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4791 on: March 10, 2014, 07:18:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4792 on: March 10, 2014, 07:24:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4793 on: March 10, 2014, 09:27:42 AM »
Something tells me that being shot by this cupid is not going to lead to true love  eeek:

http://www.ubergizmo.com/2014/03/cupid-drone-comes-with-80000-volt-stun-gun/?utm_source=mobilerepublic
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4794 on: March 10, 2014, 10:16:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4795 on: March 10, 2014, 11:03:58 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4796 on: March 10, 2014, 02:48:56 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4797 on: March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM »
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4798 on: March 10, 2014, 02:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4799 on: March 10, 2014, 03:46:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 10, 2014, 02:56:43 PM
Quote from: Steve on March 10, 2014, 02:53:49 PM
(Danish) Energy minister ready to scrap offshore wind farms

http://cphpost.dk/news/energy-minister-ready-to-scrap-offshore-wind-farms.8763.html

"Price of wind energy needs to drop, or government will pull plug"

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