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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4845 on: March 26, 2014, 01:56:11 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4846 on: March 26, 2014, 04:44:58 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be

These good folk have sold out to FB and there are going to be ructions as they were crowd funded and that is not what crowd funding is supposed to be about.

Greed eh who'd have thunk it.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4847 on: March 26, 2014, 08:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2014, 04:44:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOSJETowuik&feature=youtu.be

These good folk have sold out to FB and there are going to be ructions as they were crowd funded and that is not what crowd funding is supposed to be about.

Greed eh who'd have thunk it.

Well I will boycott FaceBook then, just like last week and the week before that
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4848 on: March 27, 2014, 02:16:30 AM »
Hmmm, so just as an experiment like, if we solder a power cable to BM's bucket and flick the switch could we boost his IQ?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4849 on: March 27, 2014, 04:59:23 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 02:16:30 AM
Hmmm, so just as an experiment like, if we solder a power cable to BM's bucket and flick the switch could we boost his IQ?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2589829/Now-THATS-thinking-cap-Electric-hat-zaps-brain-make-smarter.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4850 on: March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM »
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4851 on: March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4852 on: March 27, 2014, 07:07:14 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)

No problem I am sure we could find plenty of people who would pay good munny to watch you fry.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4853 on: March 27, 2014, 07:08:39 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:07:14 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2014, 05:57:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2014, 05:51:15 AM
You could even charge per 5 minute session of turning you into a lightbulb as a relaxation aid.... rubschin:

Have you seen the cost of lecky here? ::)

No problem I am sure we could find plenty of people who would pay good munny to watch you fry.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Webcam you say...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4854 on: March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM »
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4855 on: March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4856 on: March 27, 2014, 05:58:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4857 on: March 27, 2014, 06:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4858 on: March 27, 2014, 07:41:11 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

A most excellent use of your time if I may say so, was it in relation to his charity profiteering per chance?

BM pay attention Mr Marley said 'alleged different plumbing arrangements' thereby letting us know that he has serious reservations regarding Abbotts claim to be a female.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #4859 on: March 27, 2014, 09:40:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 07:41:11 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 27, 2014, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2014, 04:47:15 PM
http://order-order.com/2014/03/27/out-of-touch-diane-abbott-snobbishly-sneers-at-constituents/

Just click on the link, sit back and listen then feel your bodily fluids boil. cussing: cussing: cussing:

I want to kill the woman.

Having just called Gordon Brown a "cockwombling thundercunt", I have to, in the light of her alleged different plumbing arrangements, call Diane Abbott a "cuntwombling thundercock" - however, it doesn't have quite the same "je ne sais quoi" in my mind . . . .

A most excellent use of your time if I may say so, was it in relation to his charity profiteering per chance?

BM pay attention Mr Marley said 'alleged different plumbing arrangements' thereby letting us know that he has serious reservations regarding Abbotts claim to be a female.

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