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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5130 on: June 11, 2014, 06:07:18 AM »
It looks like the kind of thing Baldy would have in stock  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5131 on: June 11, 2014, 08:17:20 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5132 on: June 11, 2014, 08:27:45 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2014, 06:07:18 AM
It looks like the kind of thing Baldy would have in stock  noooo:

I could make one.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5133 on: June 11, 2014, 07:06:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5134 on: June 12, 2014, 10:29:11 PM »
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html

Yet another one.  noooo:
He is serving life, why is he in an open prison?
He did a bunk in 2012, but the lily livered arseholes employed at huge expense give him an amount of freedom that he should not enjoy.  noooo:

A ball and chain would have stopped him, possibly I am too right wing to be a prison officer.  Shrugs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5135 on: June 12, 2014, 10:40:35 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 10:29:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10896473/Armed-robber-absconds-from-open-prison.html

Yet another one.  noooo:
He is serving life, why is he in an open prison?
He did a bunk in 2012, but the lily livered arseholes employed at huge expense give him an amount of freedom that he should not enjoy.  noooo:

A ball and chain would have stopped him, possibly I am too right wing to be a prison officer.  Shrugs:
Just wrong isn't it.  Not the prison officers fault but higher ups looking to save munny.

Ball and chain for any absconder gets my support
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5136 on: June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM »
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5137 on: June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5138 on: June 13, 2014, 04:24:32 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?

Or gates, fences, barbed wire, mine fields, machine gun nests, etc...
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5139 on: June 13, 2014, 07:39:08 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 13, 2014, 04:24:32 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 12, 2014, 11:28:21 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 12, 2014, 11:23:20 PM
I think I've noticed a design flaw in open prisons  :thumbsup:

Not enough balls.......and chains?

Or gates, fences, barbed wire, mine fields, machine gun nests, etc...

 Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5140 on: June 13, 2014, 09:16:11 PM »
Only 90 on the run from Ford Open Prison:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10898005/Ford-open-jail-worst-prison-for-fugitive-inmates-with-90-missing.html

They seem to be doing a good job.  noooo:

Do the idiots that recommend prisoners to be placed there get the sack? Prolly a nice golden handshake and early retirement paid for by the taxpayer.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5141 on: June 13, 2014, 10:57:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5142 on: June 14, 2014, 05:48:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5143 on: June 17, 2014, 09:07:24 PM »
NHS is best Health Service in the world  eeek:
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health


No really, here's the detail from the source report

http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/fund-reports/2014/jun/mirror-mirror

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5144 on: June 18, 2014, 12:49:46 AM »
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