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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5295 on: August 07, 2014, 01:44:56 AM »
I'd love to see the look on the insurance claims agent's face when they read that the damage to the car was caused by getting dry humped by an elephant  lol:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5296 on: August 07, 2014, 03:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2014, 01:44:56 AM
I'd love to see the look on the insurance claims agent's face when they read that the damage to the car was caused by getting dry humped by an elephant  lol:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2717919/VERY-heavy-petting-Tourists-stuck-hatchback-elephant-gets-frisky-South-African-safari.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5297 on: August 07, 2014, 02:42:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5298 on: August 08, 2014, 01:32:01 PM »
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« Reply #5299 on: August 08, 2014, 02:35:10 PM »
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« Reply #5300 on: August 08, 2014, 02:51:54 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5301 on: August 08, 2014, 03:01:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5302 on: August 08, 2014, 03:13:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5303 on: August 08, 2014, 03:15:15 PM »
Maybe he should audition as an extra for the new Star Wars film, they wouldn't need to spend any money on make up  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5304 on: August 08, 2014, 04:22:37 PM »
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/burger-king-customer-buys-all-the-apple-pies-to-spite-crying-child-queueing-behind-him-9656539.html

Burger King customer 'buys all the apple pies to spite crying child queueing behind him'

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5305 on: August 08, 2014, 04:24:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5306 on: August 08, 2014, 05:19:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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« Reply #5308 on: August 10, 2014, 08:02:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5309 on: August 10, 2014, 10:40:29 AM »
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