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[Nick]

Ot TMCR who could sit on my lap 

[apc2010]

Can't think why but for some reason I can see Apey doing this then next time he has to fly anywhere... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2722591/Passengers-wear-clothes-check-staff-say-luggage-overweight.html

makes sense...

I think we are all upset that huge fat biffas weighing fifty stone get the same baggage allowance as lithe individuals like my good-self.... 

Zactly...........

[Nick]

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01

The girl in question is my great niece 

[Baldy]

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Police-hunting-man-harassed-girl-Nottingham-Train/story-22338633-detail/story.html#Oy8F3DlfSQK8FMJz.01

The girl in question is my great niece 

Not your great grandchild?   

[Grumpmeister]

"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..." 

'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html

[Barman]

"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..." 

'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html

oi! 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

"God I'm bored, I know I'll try making some rocket fuel in the kitchen just like in that youtobe video..." 

'People should take care when they try and copy things they see on YouTube. I will not be doing it again.'

I believe the phrase is no shit Sherlock, anyone with half a brain would have known not to try it.  Hell not even BM would be that daft, although his home brew may not be that far removed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2725824/Bare-chested-father-two-attempting-make-rocket-fuel-copying-YouTube-recipe-suffers-burns-chest-face-explodes.html

oi! 

Bradwell, Great Yarmouth . . .   In Norfolk . . .

Says it all really . . .

[Just One More]

Christina Aguilera has named her daughter Summer Rain ... I suppose it could have been worse, she could have called it Golden Shower 

[Grumpmeister]

What did they think they were driving, a Cardis? 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html

[Barman]

What did they think they were driving, a Cardis? 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html

 

[Darwins Selection]

What did they think they were driving, a Cardis? 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html

All that trouble just to take it to the nearest layby. 

[Nick]

http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853

[Baldy]

http://order-order.com/2014/08/19/hippies-using-gas-to-power-anti-gas-extraction-protest/?utm_source=Guy+Fawkes%27+Blog+List&utm_campaign=209cce02d3-happy+hour&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_547885726c-209cce02d3-225759853

 

[Steve]

What did they think they were driving, a Cardis? 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11042304/Family-struggle-to-force-giant-sofa-into-tiny-car.html

All that trouble just to take it to the nearest layby. 

[Grumpmeister]

Could have made a mint markettting it as hard liquor 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html