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[Darwins Selection]

Could have made a mint markettting it as hard liquor 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2729246/Chinese-drinks-firm-accused-adding-VIAGRA-spirits-customers-complain-unusual-effects.html

Hard liquor?

[Steve]

Stiff drinks?


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[Grumpmeister]

You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble 

He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html

[Steve]

You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble 

He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html

Berk of the day?

T³  (Total Tosser Tattoo) on his forehead and wearing a shirt design United haven't used for over 14 years

[Barman]

You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble 

He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html

I wouldn't use a word as long as 'cockwomble' although it does begin with the same letter...   

[Grumpmeister]

Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket... 



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse

[Barman]

Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket... 



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse

Oi! 

[apc2010]

Actually BM I was wondering if there was a similar reason behind you wearing the bucket... 



I figure it's either that or having a face like Quasimodo's arse

Oi! 

Yeah......he knows nuffink about footy........

[barmisspah?]

You may call yourself Mr Manchester United but we simply call you cockwomble 

He said: 'People don't look at me in a funny way, they look at me in admiration'

Well you learn something every day, today's lesson appears to be  that admiration is Bulgarian for amusement 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2730177/Where-want-tattoo-On-head-son-Manchester-United-fan-club-badge-inked-forehead.html

Berk of the day?

T³  (Total Tosser Tattoo) on his forehead and wearing a shirt design United haven't used for over 14 years

Be fair, he is Bulgarian after all, they probabaly haven't got anything more up to date yet.
I prefer Dickhead to Cockwomble my self.

[Steve]

So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?

[Barman]

So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?

Or send him to Iraq with an camera like.... 

[Darwins Selection]

So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?

Or send him to Iraq with an camera like.... 

[Steve]

So when they find he's infringed copyright and he won't pay royalties, do they grind off the tattoo or burn it of with a blow torch?

Or send him to Iraq with an camera like.... 

[Grumpmeister]

Clegg the movie??? 

I can see this making Mr Bean look like James Bond 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html

Anybody have casting suggestions? 

[Steve]

Clegg the movie??? 

I can see this making Mr Bean look like James Bond 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2731005/That-explain-Johnny-Depp-calling-Lib-Dems-react-glee-news-Nick-Clegg-The-Movie-set-TV.html

Anybody have casting suggestions? 

a pile of manure as Gordon Brown