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Offline Barman

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5370 on: August 27, 2014, 11:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
Surely there must have been a point when either the parents, the instructor or the manager thought it might possibly be a bad idea to let a 9 year old fire an uzi at full tilt.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734769/Arizona-girl-9-accidentally-shoots-shooting-teacher-head-visit-range.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5371 on: August 27, 2014, 02:04:51 PM »
I'll say this for Darwin, they may not always work but you can't deny he's getting creative in his old age.  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2734934/Ice-Bucket-Challenge-joker-ends-hospital-friend-uses-firefighter-plane-dump-400-gallons-water-Spain.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5372 on: August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM »
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5373 on: August 27, 2014, 07:11:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:

Apey buys hair dye.  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5374 on: August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on August 27, 2014, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2014, 06:56:27 PM
Nick could get one of these to use alongside his NUS card....  rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2735868/Do-accept-ginger-discount-card-Thrifty-red-head-saves-hundreds-pounds-using-homemade-ID.html

Something tells me Padlock Pockets will be looking to make something similar...  whistle:

Apey buys hair dye.  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5375 on: August 28, 2014, 01:21:48 AM »
To be fair at least the context was right, if someone dumped a bucket of icy water on my head I'd be saying far more.

http://youtu.be/cgWN3PDUoxE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736057/Toddler-internet-sensation-video-swearing-doing-ice-bucket-challenge-goes-viral.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5376 on: August 28, 2014, 03:55:16 PM »
How the hell do you get volunteers for this? Put an ad in the paper "Couples wanted, must be willing to taser each other?" Apey and BM are probably lucky that Misty and LL didn't hear about it  eeek:

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What I found most interesting about the reactions people showed while getting tazed was you never knew how they would react.  Some people screamed while others were quiet.  A few people looked like they were experiencing pleasure while others had the most painful faces I've ever seen.  I saw jumpers and fallers.  People laughed and people cursed.  I even had about four guys and girls who did not react at all and seemed to be completely unphased by the 300,000 volts of electricity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2736520/Taser-Photoshoot-Patrick-Halls-photo-series-captures-amazing-reactions-people-blast-friends-lovers.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5377 on: August 29, 2014, 02:32:07 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5378 on: August 29, 2014, 05:50:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5379 on: August 29, 2014, 08:45:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5380 on: August 29, 2014, 08:45:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5381 on: August 30, 2014, 10:54:59 AM »
While I don't condone the attack I can't help but wonder how the staff treating him didn't give into the temptation to permanently wire his jaw shut.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738230/Attacker-breaks-George-Galloway-s-jaw-street.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5382 on: August 30, 2014, 11:26:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5383 on: August 30, 2014, 11:33:45 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5384 on: August 30, 2014, 01:13:36 PM »
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