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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5386 on: August 30, 2014, 01:51:41 PM »
typical, never a copper when you need one  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2738015/Police-burgled-copper-Thieves-target-station-three-times-three-days.html

I guess they were too busy  on Twitter looking for people saying nasty things about Pakis...? ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5387 on: September 03, 2014, 08:30:18 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5389 on: September 03, 2014, 11:29:25 AM »
I'd love to see the translation for the call to the police.

"Hello I'd like to report an assault. I've just been beaten up by Spongebob Squarepants, Mickey Mouse and Scrat"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/11071919/Mickey-Mouse-and-SpongeBob-beat-up-driver-in-road-rage-incident.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5390 on: September 03, 2014, 04:12:11 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5393 on: September 05, 2014, 09:02:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5394 on: September 05, 2014, 09:04:01 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5395 on: September 07, 2014, 11:01:06 AM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5396 on: September 07, 2014, 12:30:26 PM »


eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5397 on: September 07, 2014, 01:15:23 PM »


eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink

 eeek: eeek: eeek:   Obviously an exciting place to live  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5398 on: September 07, 2014, 02:14:50 PM »


eeek: eeek: eeek:  so shocking I'll have to sit down for a while and maybe a strong drink

 eeek: eeek: eeek:   Obviously an exciting place to live  whistle:

It would have made the leading story on front page of the Bickering Bugle.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5399 on: September 10, 2014, 02:57:15 PM »
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