Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

Don't try it at home

[Steve]

Babies taste like chicken

Can we expect more details in the Dinner Tonight thread?

[Grumpmeister]

Charge your iphone by sticking it in a microwave? If you are going to fall for something that is obviously a hoax then you aren't a bright spark 

The fake ad spruiks a technological breakthrough allowing iPhone users to charge their phones in any household microwave
Twitter lit up with posts by confused and outraged owners who fell for the hoax and set their phones on fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html

[Barman]

Charge your iphone by sticking it in a microwave? If you are going to fall for something that is obviously a hoax then you aren't a bright spark 

The fake ad spruiks a technological breakthrough allowing iPhone users to charge their phones in any household microwave
Twitter lit up with posts by confused and outraged owners who fell for the hoax and set their phones on fire

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html

[Grumpmeister]

  Actually come to think of it, just to be on the safe side....


NICK, DO NOT PUT YOUR PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE!!!

[Nick]

I am not allowed a microwave 

[Grumpmeister]

I am not allowed a microwave 

And a sigh of relief is heard across the UK... 

[Grumpmeister]

WTF???? 

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html

[Steve]

WTF???? 

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html

It's the game all the family can play

[Grumpmeister]

Stabbed multiple times with a screwdriver and just plugs it with tissue paper so that he isn't late for his exam? This kid deserves to pass just for sheer determination 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2769719/Teenager-repeatedly-stabbed-racist-attack-way-exam-plugged-wounds-tissue-paper-sit-test.html

[Baldy]

WTF???? 

How the hell is incest a fundamental right for crying out loud, the dangers of inbreeding have been apparent for decades and now you want to repeal those laws?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11119062/Incest-a-fundamental-right-German-committee-says.html

It's the game all the family can play

 

[Grumpmeister]

So you relax after a hard day by pretending to be.............a horse? 



 

So many jokes but I think I'll leave this one for the old reprobates

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html

[Nick]

Put her in the curry

[Barman]

So you relax after a hard day by pretending to be.............a horse? 



 

So many jokes but I think I'll leave this one for the old reprobates

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2770906/When-I-m-dressed-horse-I-feel-free-Meet-woman-website-designer-day-PONY-complete-saddle-bridle-night.html

I... I just..... 

[Grumpmeister]

Hmm, an app to wake you up and get you out of bed by having a stranger ring you? Why do I have a sudden urge to buy a bullhorn... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html