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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5460 on: September 27, 2014, 04:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 27, 2014, 04:21:38 PM
Hmm, an app to wake you up and get you out of bed by having a stranger ring you? Why do I have a sudden urge to buy a bullhorn...  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2768223/Struggle-morning-Get-STRANGER-wake-Wakie-app-lets-random-people-call-set-times.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5461 on: September 27, 2014, 04:27:12 PM »
I used to work with a guy who's voice could only be described as the product of an unnatural union between Alastair Crowley and Barry White, something tells me he would be ideal for this.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5462 on: September 29, 2014, 07:24:23 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5463 on: September 29, 2014, 07:28:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5464 on: September 29, 2014, 07:31:10 PM »
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« Reply #5465 on: September 29, 2014, 07:50:26 PM »
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« Reply #5466 on: September 30, 2014, 02:44:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5467 on: September 30, 2014, 04:15:14 PM »
The infamous scrounger is back in the news again talking about the pain of being tricked into sleeping with a lookalike. Now I'm not a rabid football fan but even I would have seen something wrong with 'Prenier League football star...............playing for Hull City' so I think you are S.O.L. as far as getting any sympathy is concerned although it does beg the question who in their right mind would go to so much effort to sleep with you.  point:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773291/I-thought-father-baby-Premier-League-footballer-fake-Josie-Cunningham-reveals-fooled-18-MONTHS-man-claimed-Hull-City-player-Curtis-Davies-goes-labour.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5468 on: September 30, 2014, 07:56:54 PM »
I've heard of taking the piss out of the other team af a football match but this....  eeek:  sick2:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/09/16/uk-soccer-switzerland-urine-idUKKBN0HB1AV20140916
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5469 on: September 30, 2014, 08:21:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5470 on: October 01, 2014, 02:59:09 PM »
And the winner for worst job of the year 2014 goes to the poor bastard in the Chinese security service who has to anally probe 10000 birds  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2775936/China-body-searched-10-000-pigeons.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5471 on: October 01, 2014, 04:14:17 PM »
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« Reply #5472 on: October 01, 2014, 04:43:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5473 on: October 01, 2014, 07:00:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5474 on: October 01, 2014, 08:52:35 PM »
An intersting idea but something tells me letting the public have access to these guys is going to end badly. The culture shock alone may traumatize them...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html
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