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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5475 on: October 02, 2014, 06:11:29 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 01, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
An intersting idea but something tells me letting the public have access to these guys is going to end badly. The culture shock alone may traumatize them...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-2776391/Tesco-chiefs-stack-shelves-man-tills-help-understand-customers-reconnect-stores.html

A pointless pubicity stunt....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5476 on: October 02, 2014, 08:02:20 AM »
Of course it is, Tesco's main problem is that they have grown and expanded into so many new markets that they don't have any real direction any more, combined with loss of customer confidence over recent issues such as the horse meat scandal and the fact that they are not adapting to the economic changes which have led to the surge in popularity of budget supermarkets such as Lidl and Aldi means that their market share has significantly diminished.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5477 on: October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM »
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5478 on: October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM »
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::)

Of course 10 items or less has shorter queues.  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5479 on: October 02, 2014, 09:06:15 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::)

Of course 10 items or less has shorter queues.  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5480 on: October 02, 2014, 10:07:15 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on October 02, 2014, 09:05:07 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 02, 2014, 08:38:43 AM
Less customers means shorter queues at Tescos. Wot's not to like?

Fewer customers  ::) . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5481 on: October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM »
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.





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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5482 on: October 02, 2014, 01:30:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html

Clearly still suffering from depression the poor 'girl'.....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5483 on: October 02, 2014, 01:32:02 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 02, 2014, 01:24:04 PM
Time to watch BM's blood pressure rise...  scared:

Who the hell would want to fork out £1500 - £3000 to have White Dee turn up at your nightclub/event???  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Mind you looking at the photos it doesn't seem as if there are any future Nobel prize winners going to see her.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2777471/White-Dee-earning-6-000-DAY-Benefits-Street-star-charging-1-500-hour-personal-appearances-nightclubs-awards-ceremonies-student-unions.html

I would pay that to ensure she was nowhere near me.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5484 on: October 03, 2014, 07:35:51 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5485 on: October 03, 2014, 10:23:53 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5486 on: October 03, 2014, 02:27:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5487 on: October 03, 2014, 06:59:59 PM »
You shoved a potato up there to act as a contraceptive??  eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Hey Darwin, I may have found you a new micro turnip market  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5488 on: October 03, 2014, 07:27:29 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 03, 2014, 06:59:59 PM
You shoved a potato up there to act as a contraceptive??  eeek: eeek: eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Hey Darwin, I may have found you a new micro turnip market  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2779551/Woman-used-potato-contraceptive-hospitalised-began-grow-roots.html

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: happy001
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5489 on: October 03, 2014, 07:44:05 PM »
How do you not notice that there is a slight problem with the pair of hyenas you've bought for the zoo breeding program, they are both the same sex.  lol:

"Yes I can sell you a pair of hyenas for breeding. What's that you say? They are both male? No, no, those aren't testicles she errrrrrr....... she just has a bad case of piles."  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2779655/Zookeepers-Japan-abandon-year-long-attempt-make-two-spotted-hyenas-mate-realise-MALE.html
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