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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5505 on: October 11, 2014, 05:50:47 PM »
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5506 on: October 11, 2014, 05:51:53 PM »
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5507 on: October 11, 2014, 05:53:04 PM »
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

I am sick....... evil:

Anyone who has seen some of the jokes you post on here could tell you that Apey  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5508 on: October 11, 2014, 05:54:08 PM »
Took you long enough to notice it Apey, you and BM must be getting old  whistle:

I am sick....... evil:

Anyone who has seen some of the jokes you post on here could tell you that Apey  whistle:

 whistle:   redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5509 on: October 11, 2014, 06:50:56 PM »
Coming down off a meth high you suddenly have the urge to break into someone's home and bugger a teddy bear??  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789264/burglar-caught-sex-teddy-bear-house-broken-leaving-dna-police-check.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5510 on: October 11, 2014, 08:31:06 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek:    noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5511 on: October 12, 2014, 04:55:28 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5512 on: October 12, 2014, 09:00:57 AM »
Not so much the headline but I thought that some of you may like the chance to reply to this inbred hick arse plus I don't think my response is going to make it past the site censors.  noooo: 

Basically the RFA Argus has arrived in Famouth to be resupplied before heading off to Africa to help with the Ebola outbreak there. Now the ship is a regular sight in the harbour and a lot of the crew are Cornish so there is a good relationship between the crew and the town. So checking the comments at the bottom of the article I was half expecting to see a load of messages from local well wishers. Then I found this guy

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tornadobelt, Kansas, United States, 1 hour ago
You Brits are just so good at getting to the crisis ahead of everybody else, especially bungling Yanks. Blown up any more roadside Toyotas in Iraq lately? At least you seem to have stopped falling of balconies while on holiday.

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Ah, another armchair general who's military experience comes solely from playing Call of Duty. Of course you are absolutely right, blowing up roadside Toyotas is a far more heinous foul up than say dropping bombs on allied soldiers or civilian targets because you can't tell the difference between them and the target you are supposed to be aiming at. Maybe if you got off your fast food bloated backside and started watching something other than Fox News and the Playboy channel there is a slim chance you would at least appear to be less of a moron.

Something tells me that this won't make past the moderators.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5513 on: October 12, 2014, 09:24:24 AM »
Not so much the headline but I thought that some of you may like the chance to reply to this inbred hick arse plus I don't think my response is going to make it past the site censors.  noooo: 

Basically the RFA Argus has arrived in Famouth to be resupplied before heading off to Africa to help with the Ebola outbreak there. Now the ship is a regular sight in the harbour and a lot of the crew are Cornish so there is a good relationship between the crew and the town. So checking the comments at the bottom of the article I was half expecting to see a load of messages from local well wishers. Then I found this guy

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tornadobelt, Kansas, United States, 1 hour ago
You Brits are just so good at getting to the crisis ahead of everybody else, especially bungling Yanks. Blown up any more roadside Toyotas in Iraq lately? At least you seem to have stopped falling of balconies while on holiday.

To which someone  whistle: gave this reserved reply.

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Ah, another armchair general who's military experience comes solely from playing Call of Duty. Of course you are absolutely right, blowing up roadside Toyotas is a far more heinous foul up than say dropping bombs on allied soldiers or civilian targets because you can't tell the difference between them and the target you are supposed to be aiming at. Maybe if you got off your fast food bloated backside and started watching something other than Fox News and the Playboy channel there is a slim chance you would at least appear to be less of a moron.

Something tells me that this won't make past the moderators.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2789450/floating-hospital-rfa-argus-arrives-falmouth-loading-ahead-mission-sierra-leone-uk-ramps-efforts-contain-ebola-outbreak.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5514 on: October 12, 2014, 09:47:50 AM »
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Meister   and  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5515 on: October 12, 2014, 10:26:49 AM »
30 seconds to write and half an hour to edit it so that it had a snowballs chance in hell of being allowed  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5516 on: October 12, 2014, 10:34:19 AM »
30 seconds to write and half an hour to edit it so that it had a snowballs chance in hell of being allowed  lol:
:thumbsup: Did you succeed?

The yanks never do understand that being the world's best at bombing wedding parties is actually a bad thing
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5517 on: October 12, 2014, 10:38:48 AM »
No sign of it yet, given that it is the Mail I have a feeling that bashing Fox News may be the stumbling block  lol:
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Well, whatever, nevermind