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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5520 on: October 12, 2014, 08:31:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5521 on: October 12, 2014, 09:21:15 PM »
Basically she discovered that she had a leech as long as your forefinger and as thick as your thumb squatting in her nostril and the doctors had to pull it out Apey...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5522 on: October 13, 2014, 09:34:58 AM »
So now we are starting to see armed clowns wandering round american towns at night and Miss D is over there on holiday. Am I the only one who thinks this will not end well......  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5523 on: October 13, 2014, 09:38:03 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 09:34:58 AM
So now we are starting to see armed clowns wandering round american towns at night and Miss D is over there on holiday. Am I the only one who thinks this will not end well......  scared2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2790174/After-dark-clown-sightings-trouble-California-city.html

 eeek:

They don't stand a chance....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5524 on: October 13, 2014, 09:47:51 AM »
I'm thinking as much about the expanded arsenal that Miss D will have as a result of this....  scared:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5525 on: October 13, 2014, 09:48:37 AM »
Avast behind..........

Oh, arsenal  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5526 on: October 13, 2014, 10:21:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5527 on: October 13, 2014, 11:32:51 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5528 on: October 13, 2014, 01:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 13, 2014, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 13, 2014, 09:48:37 AM
Avast behind..........

Oh, arsenal  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:

 Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

The amount of times he makes comments like that I'm starting to wonder if Nick enjoys getting beaten by powerful women.........and BM  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5529 on: October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM »
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5530 on: October 14, 2014, 07:44:55 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:
eeek: eeek: eeek:

"poor bugger"   ::)

 
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5531 on: October 14, 2014, 09:33:28 AM »
I will clarify that I was on about the poor sod who had to stand there and ask random Danes that question. Something tells me therapy may have been needed by the end of that particular campaign.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5532 on: October 14, 2014, 10:56:30 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2014, 11:06:31 PM
Animal.......brothels???  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791515/sex-animals-banned-denmark-outcry-legal-loophole-minister-acts-country-magnet-sex-tourists.html

24% of Danes apparently don't support the ban? Those must have been 'interesting' surveys for the poor bugger doing them.  noooo:

 noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5533 on: October 15, 2014, 10:50:33 PM »
That's an........interesting...........talent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html

(While BM and Nick are distracted by the video, free bar folks......  whistle: )
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5534 on: October 16, 2014, 04:40:14 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2014, 10:50:33 PM
That's an........interesting...........talent  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2793713/that-s-quite-party-trick-tattooed-model-breasts-time-symphony-mozart.html

(While BM and Nick are distracted by the video, free bar folks......  whistle: )

Tats.... Urgh!  sick2:
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