Fantastic Headlines

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html

Most Russians are head cases. 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html

I'd prolly snap my neck if I had a great big fuzzy head like that.... 

[Darwins Selection]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2818612/Diner-gives-waiting-meal-Ukrainian-fast-food-restaurant-kills-outside-wedging-head-fence-twisting-neck-snaps.html

I'd prolly snap my neck if I had a great big fuzzy head like that.... 

Form a queue.

[Barman]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

[Baldy]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

[Barman]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

 

[Barman]

I want to see a British Asian Prime Minister, says David Cameron

David Cameron has said he wants to see a British Asian Prime Minister in his lifetime.

Mr Cameron made the remarks at an awards dinner in central London where Sajid Javid, the Culture secretary who is widely tipped as his successor, topped a power list of the most influential Asians in the UK.

Mr Cameron told the GG2 Leadership Awards: "Let us think big about what Britons of all backgrounds can achieve.

"When I hear 'sir', 'your honour' or 'right honourable', I want them to be followed by a British Asian name."

To cheers he added: "One day I want to hear that title 'Prime Minister' followed by a British Asian name."

Fuck off, fuck right off! 

What is it with these people?

Why does it matter what the ethnicity is? Surely, you want the best man or woman for the job - somebody that can actually do the job, do it well and not be an utter fuckwit like Cameron... 

FFS! the country is completely FUBAR! 

[Barman]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 

[Baldy]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead. 

[Barman]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead. 

Result! 

[apc2010]

I want to see a British Asian Prime Minister, says David Cameron

David Cameron has said he wants to see a British Asian Prime Minister in his lifetime.

Mr Cameron made the remarks at an awards dinner in central London where Sajid Javid, the Culture secretary who is widely tipped as his successor, topped a power list of the most influential Asians in the UK.

Mr Cameron told the GG2 Leadership Awards: "Let us think big about what Britons of all backgrounds can achieve.

"When I hear 'sir', 'your honour' or 'right honourable', I want them to be followed by a British Asian name."

To cheers he added: "One day I want to hear that title 'Prime Minister' followed by a British Asian name."

Fuck off, fuck right off! 

What is it with these people?

Why does it matter what the ethnicity is? Surely, you want the best man or woman for the job - somebody that can actually do the job, do it well and not be an utter fuckwit like Cameron... 

FFS! the country is completely FUBAR! 

 

[apc2010]

West Sussex woman dies in Cyprus holiday sea rescue bid

Strange story...

...it is only in paragraph three that we discover that another man also died...

...and of course the lazy picture editor hasn't included a picture from the actual place where it happened...

No wonder they both had heart attacks after swimming all the way to Petra tou Romiou from Paphos!

I posted that on Faceache with the predictable response....

I think that remark was totally uncalled for. There are families grieving for their lost loved ones and you make a flippant remark like that. Very bad taste.

 

They were on a bowling holiday at The Athena Beach Hotel, my parents were due to be playing against the team.....my dad might get a bye and be able to take a seat at the bar instead. 

Result! 

    

[Grumpmeister]

Wonder if we can nominate someone instead... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822765/Wildlife-filmmaker-EATEN-ALIVE-anaconda-using-snake-proof-suit-cameras-record-all.html

[Grumpmeister]

Flamethrowers in cricket? With a little more work this could become new extreme sport... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2822879/Australian-cricketer-set-FIRE-flame-throwers-Adelaide-Oval.html