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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5611 on: November 07, 2014, 12:35:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5613 on: November 07, 2014, 08:28:33 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5615 on: November 07, 2014, 10:15:43 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5617 on: November 07, 2014, 02:47:55 PM »
I mostly despair

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5621 on: November 08, 2014, 03:02:03 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5622 on: November 18, 2014, 02:59:26 PM »
WTF??? Why the hell did this seem like a good idea? Were you pissed?



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5623 on: November 18, 2014, 07:19:10 PM »
Fuckwittery reaches new heights.  Or should that be Duckwittery
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5624 on: November 18, 2014, 08:03:45 PM »
I did love the line

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Mr Bolotov is currently single but says there's a woman he loves from afar

Well I guess that he will be easy for her to pick out of a police line up...  rubschin:
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