Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

[apc2010]

  excellent........

[Barman]

[Nick]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html 

 

[Baldy]

 

[Grumpmeister]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

[Grumpmeister]

To whoever made the complaint, I'm sorry you haven't a clue 

The listener took her complaint to the BBC Trust and quoted a United Nations Special Rapporteur on Violence Against Women, who in discussing UK society, had referred to a 'boys' club sexist culture' and said that the media was responsible for 'negative and over-sexualised portrayals of women'. 

Samantha isn't real you blithering idiot and don't forget that Sven also gets mentioned fairly regularly, are you going to campaign for his rights as well. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2857233/BBC-investigated-imaginary-character-sexism-victim.html

[Steve]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

It's an A320, not an A321 

[Darwins Selection]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

It's an A320, not an A321 

[Barman]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

It's an A320, not an A321 

 

[apc2010]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

It's an A320, not an A321 

 

 

[The Moan Ranger]

How pissed do you have to be to start thinking "I wonder what is stronger, my grip or an airliner's jet engines" 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2855743/Tourists-Caribbean-attempt-test-strength-against-jet-engine-blast.html

It's an A320, not an A321 

Stick to tractors,  turnip muncher

[Grumpmeister]

W...........T...........F?????                               



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2860878/Don-t-try-home-Adventurer-branded-Ninja-Serpents-wraps-snake-tarantula-puts-MOUTH.html