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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5700 on: December 18, 2014, 03:25:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5702 on: December 18, 2014, 04:08:43 PM »
A religion of peace slaughters 8,000 Christians....
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Sorry but everybody knows Nigerians can't count.

They can work the quote system tho!  ;D

Proof please

I tells ya,

If I let the absolute flood of new membership applications that we (and other SMF forums) are receiving at the moment through, you'd be seeing Nigerian scammers quoting like professionals...  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5703 on: December 18, 2014, 08:14:13 PM »
Maybe we could just send them after this guy BM, he's obviously a gormless gullible twat with too much money handy  noooo:

£150k blown on plastic surgery because he want's to look like Kim Kardashian. I hate to break it to you but you look like something out of an LSD inspired Jim Henson nightmare.  point:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5704 on: December 18, 2014, 08:18:49 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5705 on: December 18, 2014, 08:43:24 PM »
Maybe we could just send them after this guy BM, he's obviously a gormless gullible twat with too much money handy  noooo:

£150k blown on plastic surgery because he want's to look like Kim Kardashian. I hate to break it to you but you look like something out of an LSD inspired Jim Henson nightmare.  point:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2878560/Kim-Kardashian-fan-Jordan-James-Parke-spent-150-000-FIFTY-cosmetic-procedures-transform-idol.html

Hole fuck!  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5706 on: December 19, 2014, 05:11:16 PM »
Just when you start to think everything is all doom and gloom you find a gem like this and realise there are still decent people out there  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5707 on: December 19, 2014, 05:23:21 PM »
Just when you start to think everything is all doom and gloom you find a gem like this and realise there are still decent people out there  Thumbs:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-30511262
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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