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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5745 on: January 01, 2015, 04:41:19 PM »
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« Reply #5746 on: January 02, 2015, 04:53:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5747 on: January 02, 2015, 04:57:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5748 on: January 02, 2015, 05:04:02 PM »
I wonder how they advertised the role "Stupid bastard needed to use camera. Minimal sense of self preservation essential"  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894031/That-closest-call-Watch-cameraman-gets-metres-lava-bombs-explode-raging-volcano.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5749 on: January 02, 2015, 05:31:55 PM »
'Bullet proof' baseball caps...Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn out to be Darwin's latest gadget to cleanse the gene pool....  rubschin:

I can imagine the carnage in the deep south where deaths among rednecks have exponentially grown as they can't tell the difference between an armoured baseball cap and a $2 one from Wallmart  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2894294/Bulletproof-baseball-cap-claims-repel-bullets-fired-close-range-wearer-gets-shot-forehead.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5750 on: January 02, 2015, 06:42:12 PM »
A part time job where the 'lucky' candidate would be shot with paintballs for 2 hours a day with just a pair of goggles as safety equipment?

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The advertised role states that whilst the paintball gun shots will be carried out and monitored by trained professionals with a wealth of experience, the role may pose a small risk of pain, discomfort and some bruising.

The job advert also states that the successful applicant may also occasionally have to wear limited items of clothing whilst the paint bullets are being tested, in order to research some "worst case" scenarios.

The successful applicant will be required to stand on the spot whilst paint balls are fired at them, but they won't have any protective gear and may also occasionally be required to be shot at with paint balls whilst in motion, such as when walking, running or jumping.

The job has flexible working hours, around one to two hours a day, and a pro rata salary of £40,000.

Just who are the 10k idiots who applied for this??  eeek:

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Comments in the applications included:

"I'm a rugby player and I used to play airsoft without protection so I know physical pain. I can also break watermelon with my head.

"I always dreamed of being face-covered by paint while screaming so I think I can be the perfect tester."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5751 on: January 02, 2015, 06:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2015, 06:42:12 PM
A part time job where the 'lucky' candidate would be shot with paintballs for 2 hours a day with just a pair of goggles as safety equipment?

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The advertised role states that whilst the paintball gun shots will be carried out and monitored by trained professionals with a wealth of experience, the role may pose a small risk of pain, discomfort and some bruising.

The job advert also states that the successful applicant may also occasionally have to wear limited items of clothing whilst the paint bullets are being tested, in order to research some "worst case" scenarios.

The successful applicant will be required to stand on the spot whilst paint balls are fired at them, but they won't have any protective gear and may also occasionally be required to be shot at with paint balls whilst in motion, such as when walking, running or jumping.

The job has flexible working hours, around one to two hours a day, and a pro rata salary of £40,000.

Just who are the 10k idiots who applied for this??  eeek:

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Comments in the applications included:

"I'm a rugby player and I used to play airsoft without protection so I know physical pain. I can also break watermelon with my head.

"I always dreamed of being face-covered by paint while screaming so I think I can be the perfect tester."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11322099/Paintball-tester-advert-attracts-10000-applications.html

How much per hour .......... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5752 on: January 02, 2015, 06:50:12 PM »
A new job for Foggy, you say?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5753 on: January 02, 2015, 07:01:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 02, 2015, 06:50:12 PM
A new job for Foggy, you say?  rubschin:

If BM was shooting ..I'll do it........ Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5754 on: January 02, 2015, 07:02:42 PM »
Bear in mind the tests would include being hit at ranges that not even BM could miss at...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5755 on: January 02, 2015, 07:03:18 PM »
Oi!  cussing:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5756 on: January 02, 2015, 07:04:34 PM »
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Bear in mind the tests would include being hit at ranges that not even BM could miss at...  rubschin:

Standing on his feet....... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5757 on: January 02, 2015, 07:11:05 PM »
ANd Foggy flat on her back?
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« Reply #5758 on: January 03, 2015, 07:24:12 PM »
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