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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5790 on: January 09, 2015, 02:40:57 PM »
Thank goodness BM drinks all the competition prizes  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #5791 on: January 09, 2015, 02:44:52 PM »
True, but I have my doubts about the lager here....  rubschin:
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« Reply #5792 on: January 09, 2015, 02:50:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 09, 2015, 02:40:57 PM
Thank goodness BM drinks all the competition prizes  :thumbsup:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5793 on: January 09, 2015, 02:51:27 PM »
He's taking the piss  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5794 on: January 09, 2015, 07:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2015, 02:35:46 PM
There are times I'm glad that I'm not that much of a drinker...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2903320/Now-S-wee-dram-Conman-filled-bottles-URINE-sold-whisky-tourists.html

"The 35-year-old, from Blackpool, was spared jail for the sickening offence and was handed a 70 day jail term suspended for 12 months after he admitted fraud"  evil: Banghead Banghead

FFS lock him up and throw away the key and only allow him to drink his own 'products'.   He's a dangerous nutter, he will never be anything other than a dangerous nutter.  Set an example to others.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5795 on: January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM »
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing  Party001: Party001: Party001:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959
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« Reply #5796 on: January 09, 2015, 07:25:47 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing  Party001: Party001: Party001:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5797 on: January 10, 2015, 03:10:02 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 09, 2015, 07:19:13 PM
Abu the Hook jailed for life and as a bonus it's in the USA so costs us nothing   Party001: Party001: Party001:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30754959

Not only that, in the US, life means LIFE! He will, in all probability, cark it behind bars . . .      Party001: Party001: Party001:
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« Reply #5798 on: January 10, 2015, 05:34:55 PM »
 eeek: eeek: sad24:

God help us!

How long before it's happening here? Should I run a poll? Should I run . . .  But where to? They're everywhere - like rats . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5799 on: January 11, 2015, 11:54:44 PM »
The executive director of the Investigative Project on Terrorism has gone on Fox News (that famously unbiased and liberal news channel) and declared that Birmingham is a Muslim only city and that in London "Muslim religious police" beat "anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire".

If Bush was still in office I'd be starting to get worried about an invasion  noooo:

Some of the replies have been brilliant though

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One claimed: "Birmingham's refuse collectors are all Bin Laden."

Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."

If we British can't do anything else, we can always take the piss  :thumbsup:

He later apologised about his comments concerning the 'beautiful city of Birmingham' so obviously the moron hasn't been anywhere near there  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5800 on: January 11, 2015, 11:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 11, 2015, 11:54:44 PM
The executive director of the Investigative Project on Terrorism has gone on Fox News (that famously unbiased and liberal news channel) and declared that Birmingham is a Muslim only city and that in London "Muslim religious police" beat "anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire".

If Bush was still in office I'd be starting to get worried about an invasion  noooo:

Some of the replies have been brilliant though

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One claimed: "Birmingham's refuse collectors are all Bin Laden."

Another tweet said: "As someone born and raised in Birmingham, I must admit there was a pressure to read the Kerrang."

If we British can't do anything else, we can always take the piss  :thumbsup:

He later apologised about his comments concerning the 'beautiful city of Birmingham' so obviously the moron hasn't been anywhere near there  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297

Kerrang,,,,,, ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5801 on: January 11, 2015, 11:59:45 PM »
That was the one that had me chuckling Apey. We may need to explain it to some of the other members though  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5802 on: January 12, 2015, 12:00:41 AM »
 Not to me.   lol: lol: lol:

Birmingham Alabama?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5803 on: January 12, 2015, 12:04:24 AM »
Nope Birmingham UK  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5804 on: January 12, 2015, 01:12:55 PM »
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