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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5805 on: January 12, 2015, 01:45:24 PM »
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« Reply #5806 on: January 12, 2015, 02:08:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5807 on: January 12, 2015, 03:13:02 PM »
A US terrorism expert has been ridiculed for claiming that non Muslims won't even go into Birmingham because it is a Muslim city.............





In reality of course, we don't go into Birmingham because it's a shithole......... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5808 on: January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM »
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:



I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

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‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5809 on: January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:



I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

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‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5810 on: January 14, 2015, 06:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:



I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

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‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:

Surely he will roo the day . . .
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5811 on: January 14, 2015, 07:05:06 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5812 on: January 14, 2015, 09:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 14, 2015, 06:22:02 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 13, 2015, 10:22:12 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 01:23:12 AM
This is almost Nickesque, Aussie idiot shoots himself in the foot running with a loaded crossbow after taking the safety off then hops a kilometre back home and only goes for help after he can't pull it out himself because he doesn't want to get into trouble eeek:



I do love the sympathetic response of the guy who finds him  lol:

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‘It started to hurt a bit when I walked to the kitchen and then I collapsed on the ground so I yelled out for help. Shortly after, the chef heard me so he came onto the veranda and looked shocked.
‘He yelled at me, saying: “Is that a crossbow bolt through your foot you silly p***k?”.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906542/Man-shoots-leg-crossbow-hops-1km-safety-arrow-foot.html
lol: lol: lol:  time to dust off those hopping mad jokes?     noooo:

Surely he will roo the day . . .

He got the point in the end.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5813 on: January 15, 2015, 05:14:30 PM »
Came like a bolt from the blue
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5814 on: January 16, 2015, 02:46:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5815 on: January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM »
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5816 on: January 16, 2015, 07:20:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5817 on: January 16, 2015, 07:21:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5818 on: January 16, 2015, 10:21:43 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5819 on: January 16, 2015, 01:23:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2015, 02:48:48 AM
How to guarantee your kid will need therapy when they get older, make them a cot inspired by a film..........................Jaws  eeek:





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2912219/Designer-builds-terrifying-baby-bed-inspired-Steven-Spielberg-s-iconic-shark-movie-Jaws.html

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