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Offline Steve

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5850 on: January 27, 2015, 09:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 20, 2015, 07:00:31 PM
lol: lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2918068/Father-three-s-hilarious-eBay-advert-children-s-pushchair-net-sensation-buggy-signifies-ended-happy-low-cost-child-free-life.html

Sadly it seems eBay have a Department of Common Sense and have been reviewing the bids.  Once had 222 bids with the leading bid £156k but now in a thorough utterbollocksbidsectomy it's down to just 77 bids max £375

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5851 on: January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5852 on: January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html

Hardly explosive.... ::)










...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5853 on: January 29, 2015, 03:32:47 PM »
 rubschin: rubschin: angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5854 on: January 29, 2015, 03:53:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html

Hardly explosive.... ::)


...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:

True, anyway thinking about it I can see a science show presented by the pair of you looking more like this, you can even see the resemblence....  whistle:

http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5855 on: January 29, 2015, 04:03:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 03:53:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 29, 2015, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2015, 01:13:55 PM
I used to wonder what would happen if Nick or BM presented a science show....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2929527/What-happens-magnets-BLENDER-Video-reveals-explosive-results-neodymium-blended.html

Hardly explosive.... ::)


...by Nick and my standards anyways.....  redface:

True, anyway thinking about it I can see a science show presented by the pair of you looking more like this, you can even see the resemblence....  whistle:

http://youtu.be/81duSmkPJ5k?list=PLFF2E9A4125513950

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5856 on: January 29, 2015, 04:05:53 PM »
Is that LL's kitchen?
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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5857 on: January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM »
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5858 on: January 29, 2015, 06:40:38 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5859 on: January 29, 2015, 06:43:59 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

A week ago they were referring to her as a "suicide bomber" I guess someone pointed out the error  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5860 on: January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5861 on: January 29, 2015, 08:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62]

 eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5862 on: January 29, 2015, 08:33:31 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62]

Where they dancing along with the blokes music?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5863 on: January 29, 2015, 09:20:54 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 29, 2015, 08:30:51 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 29, 2015, 08:29:10 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
JOM will be jealous. I have just seen some Northern Numptress reporting on the efforts to keep the M62 open.
Apparently, they are sending out "Fleets of lorries each loaded with 4000 tonnes of grit".  worthy:


The BBC is also rattling on about Izal trying to exchange this Jordanian pilot for a "Failed suicide bomber".

A successful bomber would be easier, surely? Just needs a plastic bucket or a bin-bag to send them.

 noooo:

Meanwhile on the M62 yesterday, "vortex shedding"  lol:

Swinging lampposts M62]

 eeek:
eeek: eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #5864 on: January 30, 2015, 01:53:49 AM »
Wound up? Stressed? Can't relax? Then come try our new mammoth massage....  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2931178/Mammoth-amounts-stress-Try-ELEPHANT-massage-Tourists-flock-Thailand-jungle-camp-trampled-three-tonne-animals.html

Somehow I can't see having an elephant stand on me making me feel in any way relaxed  noooo:
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