Sounds like there might finally be an insurance policy that Nick can take out
TOP TEN WACKY INSURANCE POLICIES ON OVER BY VIRGIN MONEY
1. Engulfed by a 'sharknado'
2. Attacked by a 100 ft tall Stay Puft marshmallow man
3. Dalek invasion
4. Attack by a world terraforming engine (ie: Superman)
5. Injury caused being pursued by a Giant from a cloud-based castle
6. Getting trampled by Godzilla
7. Attack by Decepticon (ie: Transformers)
8. Attack by heat ray from Martian tripods
9. Attack by the Loch Ness monster
10. Being given the cruciatus curse by Lord Voldemort
I'd have loved to have been able to sit in on the meeting where they put this policy together, come to think of it Nick does consulting work doesn't he....
A poll of 16,000 British adults recently found only 23 per cent have a life insurance policy, falling to just 15 per cent in London though rising to 31 per cent in Northern Ireland.
Darrell Evans added: 'Essentially what this tells us is that if Londoners got caught up in a row between Thor and Dark Elf Malekith over his plans to destroy the universe and restore the Dark Elves to dominance by unleashing the Aether at the centre of the Convergence in Greenwich, fewer than two in ten adults would have appropriate cover.
Actually I think it tells us that the Columbian marching powder that you lot seem to be blowing your money on during movie nights is pretty bloody potent
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2971292/Death-Dalek-Loch-Ness-Monster-Ghostbusters-marshmallow-man-bizarre-fates-covered-Virgin-life-insurance.html
