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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6015 on: March 25, 2015, 08:31:46 AM »
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6016 on: March 25, 2015, 09:03:38 AM »
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317

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Excellent....  ;D

Politicians are the same everywhere aren't they....?  We'll pass a law, that will completely fix the problem! Oh, wait....  noooo:

If I held a weapon that the gubberment didn't know about which suddenly became illegal I think my first reaction would be to hide it somewhere in case I need it in the future - not dump it in the trash...   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6017 on: March 25, 2015, 09:30:57 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6018 on: March 25, 2015, 09:43:31 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6020 on: March 25, 2015, 09:53:17 AM »
Don't throw your hand grenades into the garbage?? Emptying the bins must feel like Russian Roulette  eeek: eeek:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2015/03/17/uk-serbia-arms-idUKKBN0MD2DD20150317

 lol: lol: lol:

Excellent....  ;D

Politicians are the same everywhere aren't they....?  We'll pass a law, that will completely fix the problem! Oh, wait....  noooo:

If I held a weapon that the gubberment didn't know about which suddenly became illegal I think my first reaction would be to hide it somewhere in case I need it in the future - not dump it in the trash...   whistle:
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And there's the idea of passing a law to save the state the cost of policing these weapons yet if you hand one in they give back nothing.   Failed leaders always think more control is the answer and never ever think about the law of unintended consequences.   [/rant mode] 

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6026 on: March 28, 2015, 08:54:54 AM »
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Just wait until they hear that a certain Jeremy Clarkson is joining . .

Though, to be fair, when he's on the track he rarely travels one direction . . .  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6027 on: March 28, 2015, 09:01:48 AM »
Emotionally Incontinent UK Workers Ask For Compassionate Leave As Zayn Malik Leaves One Direction

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Just wait until they hear that a certain Jeremy Clarkson is joining . .

Though, to be fair, when he's on the track he rarely travels one direction . . .  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6028 on: March 28, 2015, 01:15:22 PM »
Prison escapee Neil Moore faked bail email  Banghead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189


You'd have thought him being a convicted fraudster might have made them check.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6029 on: March 28, 2015, 01:18:35 PM »
Prison escapee Neil Moore faked bail email  Banghead

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32095189


You'd have thought him being a convicted fraudster might have made them check.


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