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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6045 on: April 02, 2015, 05:13:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6046 on: April 02, 2015, 06:35:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6047 on: April 02, 2015, 06:39:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6048 on: April 02, 2015, 07:51:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6049 on: April 02, 2015, 08:10:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6050 on: April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6051 on: April 03, 2015, 07:02:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
Something tells me that Apey will have a (terrible) joke that fits...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html

Something along the lines of the old "Irish man tried to blow up a bus thing."...... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6052 on: April 03, 2015, 07:04:01 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 03, 2015, 07:02:12 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2015, 06:49:45 PM
Something tells me that Apey will have a (terrible) joke that fits...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3024305/Is-bizarre-excuse-Man-claims-s-no-cheat-says-got-chlamydia-CAR-exhaust-instead.html

Something along the lines of the old "Irish man tried to blow up a bus thing."...... rubschin:

Wife suspicious when husband comes home from work exhausted....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6053 on: April 04, 2015, 07:24:30 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6054 on: April 04, 2015, 07:29:27 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6055 on: April 04, 2015, 07:50:36 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6056 on: April 04, 2015, 11:24:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6057 on: April 04, 2015, 11:54:14 PM »
What the Fuck?? Well I'm sure you are right and it she did notice you, just in a 'get that sick pervert away from me' way rather than a 'I want to spend he rest of my life with him'  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6058 on: April 04, 2015, 11:55:32 PM »
Well it's been said that there is a growing mental health problem in the UK, I think that we have just seen the proof.  eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/04/loads-of-people-think-ed-miliband-is-sexy-5134793/?ito=v-b
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6059 on: April 04, 2015, 11:58:13 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 04, 2015, 11:54:14 PM
What the Fuck?? Well I'm sure you are right and it she did notice you, just in a 'get that sick pervert away from me' way rather than a 'I want to spend he rest of my life with him'  sick2:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/03/man-ejaculated-into-colleagues-coffee-because-he-fancied-her-5133632/

cream in your coffee....... noooo:
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