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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6090 on: April 14, 2015, 06:40:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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« Reply #6092 on: April 14, 2015, 10:51:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6094 on: April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6095 on: April 15, 2015, 05:41:50 AM »
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« Reply #6096 on: April 15, 2015, 05:43:47 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6098 on: April 15, 2015, 09:00:55 AM »
Bizarre things the UK taxpayer is funding?   rubschin:

Easier than having brats as an excuse to keep you on the dole, plus you do not need to worry about them growing up and churning out another just in time to keep signing on.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6099 on: April 15, 2015, 10:14:18 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 15, 2015, 05:41:50 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2015, 11:11:07 PM
Nope can't see any reason why someone wouldn't give you a job  rubschin:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3038366/Man-calls-King-Inkland-keeps-nipples-sprouts-freezer-claims-workplace-discrimination-prevented-getting-job.html

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Here's an idea:  he gets no benefits unless he agrees to spend 6 hours a day standing outside tattoo parlours holding a sign saying "Be a Fuckwit and never get paid again"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6100 on: April 19, 2015, 06:27:04 PM »
Strong in the farce, the BBC is  lol:

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However, despite the fact that Mr Elfwick's Twitter bio states that he is a 'demisexual genderqueen Muslim atheist' he was still invited on to the programme.

Despite? That description sounds like it hits most of the BBC's selection criteria.  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6101 on: April 20, 2015, 12:08:18 PM »
If I was the cynical sort I'd wonder if your friend had a thing for your wife after making a suggestion like that...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3046769/Man-left-agony-unable-sex-injecting-VASELINE-penis-hope-make-manhood-bigger.html
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