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Offline Barman

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6150 on: May 01, 2015, 05:42:57 AM »
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« Reply #6151 on: May 01, 2015, 01:24:29 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6152 on: May 01, 2015, 02:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 01, 2015, 05:42:57 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2015, 11:52:00 PM
Note to self, if a woman asks you for a cigarette bloody give her one...  eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/11571202/Woman-sets-petrol-pump-on-fire-in-Jerusalem.html

Give her one eh...?  eyes:

Cigarette you dirty minded poltroon, propositioning a deranged pyromaniac is not on my bucket list.    ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6153 on: May 01, 2015, 05:26:37 PM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6154 on: May 01, 2015, 05:40:02 PM »
The Italian army is cultivating cut price 'medical' cannabis to reduce the cost to patients in the country...  rubschin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-32531376
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6155 on: May 01, 2015, 10:49:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6156 on: May 02, 2015, 11:40:12 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6157 on: May 02, 2015, 11:52:35 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6158 on: May 03, 2015, 12:25:29 AM »
A knob throwing and food festival, something tells me that this will have the ageing degenerates BM, Apey and Nick  cracking jokes for a while..  rubschin:

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Organisers of a "knob throwing" competition in Dorset hope the current champion tossing record will be broken later.

The record is held by Dave Phillips with a throw of 29.4m (96ft) set in 2012.

The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6159 on: May 03, 2015, 12:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
A knob throwing and food festival, something tells me that this will have the ageing degenerates BM, Apey and Nick  cracking jokes for a while..  rubschin:

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Organisers of a "knob throwing" competition in Dorset hope the current champion tossing record will be broken later.

The record is held by Dave Phillips with a throw of 29.4m (96ft) set in 2012.

The event also features a knob eating contest, knob darts and a knob-a-thon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090

They started it ...calling it knob tossing......... noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6160 on: May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM »
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6161 on: May 03, 2015, 11:52:49 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html


 noooo:

but alcohol injections ... rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6162 on: May 04, 2015, 12:00:35 AM »
Straight into the muscle, all the pain with no getting pissed.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6163 on: May 04, 2015, 12:10:09 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2015, 12:00:35 AM
Straight into the muscle, all the pain with no getting pissed.  noooo:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6164 on: May 04, 2015, 05:52:28 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html

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