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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6165 on: May 04, 2015, 02:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2015, 11:46:42 PM
How gormless do you have to be to decide that this will be a good look and well worth the health risks...  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3066540/Bodybuilder-risks-life-injecting-oil-alcohol.html

He is GROSS  sick2: sick2: sick2:
He needs his bumps read  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6166 on: May 05, 2015, 12:31:27 AM »
5 years old?  eeek:

https://youtu.be/pzXL-KM2UqU

I remember when I was a kid there were a load of us who would play at Bruce Lee, Monkey or The Water Margin but nowhere near this.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/11580210/bruce-lee-fight-scene-boy.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6167 on: May 05, 2015, 06:03:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6168 on: May 07, 2015, 12:40:39 AM »
I can't help but wonder just how many people had the immediate reaction of thinking how to rob the damn thing as soon as they read the article.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3070697/The-cash-machine-drives-meet-App-lets-order-car-bring-money-want-trialled-Poland.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6169 on: May 09, 2015, 12:53:11 PM »
Well this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'honourable member', I'm guessing that whoever it was that filled in the ballot paper must be feeling a right dickhead now. (thought I'd get a couple of puns in before the three stooges start) whistle:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6170 on: May 09, 2015, 01:34:45 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2015, 12:53:11 PM
Well this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'honourable member', I'm guessing that whoever it was that filled in the ballot paper must be feeling a right dickhead now. (thought I'd get a couple of puns in before the three stooges start) whistle:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/welsh-voter-inadvertently-helps-to-reelected-tory-mp-after-drawing-penis-on-ballot-paper-10238218.html

He dropped a bollock there didn't he?  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6171 on: May 10, 2015, 07:53:04 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6172 on: May 10, 2015, 12:24:47 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6174 on: May 11, 2015, 01:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 10, 2015, 12:24:47 PM
eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/06/crocodile-locks-on-to-mans-testicle-5183305/

What the hell was he doing with the Crocodile between his thighs  rubschin: eeek:

Perv deserves all he got  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6175 on: May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM »
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6176 on: May 11, 2015, 02:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick

That is what happens when you take ladies up the Erewash at your age ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6177 on: May 11, 2015, 02:51:20 PM »
Quote from: boogs on May 11, 2015, 02:47:07 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 11, 2015, 01:45:58 PM
I know how he feels  NickSick NickSick

That is what happens when you take ladies up the Erewash at your age ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6178 on: May 11, 2015, 02:52:46 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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