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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6180 on: May 13, 2015, 02:08:35 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6181 on: May 13, 2015, 02:11:56 AM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6182 on: May 13, 2015, 02:15:25 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6184 on: May 14, 2015, 12:33:13 PM »
Sure son, you can practice throwing knives at your younger sister. After all, you are old enough to do it now as a nine year old...  eeek: eeek:

And they seem like such a normal family..  whistle:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3081267/World-s-youngest-knife-thrower-nine-launches-BLADES-seven-year-old-sister-day-school-mom-says-s-perfectly-safe.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6185 on: May 16, 2015, 12:00:10 PM »
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6187 on: May 16, 2015, 04:19:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6188 on: May 16, 2015, 05:12:39 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6191 on: May 16, 2015, 10:48:02 PM »
eeek:



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 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Wasn't sure whether to put this here or in foods of ultimate wrongness....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084326/Nigerian-restaurant-shut-serving-HUMAN-flesh-bags-containing-human-heads-bleeding.html
sick2: sick2:   noooo:

Liked the bit about the customer seemingly only being upset because it was too expensive

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A local priest who ate at the restaurant - in the south-eastern province of Anambra - was alarmed at the price of meals there, let alone where the meat came from,BBC Swahili reported.
He was presented with a bill of 700 Naira - around £2.20 - when the daily wage for tens of millions of Nigerians is approximately 60p.
The priest said: 'The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high.
'I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.'

Priests eh  ::)

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6192 on: May 18, 2015, 12:54:45 AM »
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6193 on: May 18, 2015, 01:12:42 AM »
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html

Indeed..  noooo:

how 'bout dissecting the real threats to us....like politicians and such.  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6194 on: May 18, 2015, 01:16:14 AM »
So scientists have made a life sized replica of a T-Rex so that they can dissect it..........slow day at the lab was it?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3085562/Dissecting-dinosaur-Scientists-carry-autopsy-life-sized-Tyrannosaurus-Rex-replica-solve-mysteries-huge-predator.html
Silent Witness - the dinosaur episodes?

What a waste of (thankfully) other people's money.  And the conclusion is a bit obvious: "we conclude that the animal died from having its tissues replaced with toxic polyurethane foam"

Well, whatever, nevermind