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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6270 on: June 02, 2015, 09:06:19 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6271 on: June 02, 2015, 10:47:38 PM »
There is product testing and then there is completely bleedin' nuts eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/31/inventor-asks-mate-to-shoot-him-in-the-balls-to-prove-his-jockstrap-works-5222965/#mv-b

I preferred the boobs + Coke bottle selfies story - but only by a lot.

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6272 on: June 02, 2015, 10:51:49 PM »

Wow.  I'm thinking that this is a good boss ... then I am thinking that is only a good thing to do when he takes them to anywhere but France... I like going to France.   evil:

http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima
Not even a good idea then

I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6273 on: June 03, 2015, 05:28:05 AM »

Wow.  I'm thinking that this is a good boss ... then I am thinking that is only a good thing to do when he takes them to anywhere but France... I like going to France.   evil:

http://www.stasiareport.com/news/world/europe/story/chinese-boss-takes-6400-employees-holiday-france-7-things-made-it-the-ultima
Not even a good idea then

I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.

^^^ wot he said ^^^
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6274 on: June 03, 2015, 08:05:59 AM »
I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Not a very long list in your case..  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6275 on: June 03, 2015, 08:56:58 AM »
I would hate to go on holiday to find every bar, hotel, beach, shop etc stuffed with people I work with the rest of the year.
^^^ wot he said ^^^
Not a very long list in your case..  whistle:

No...  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6277 on: June 04, 2015, 01:00:47 AM »
Newquay? You wouldn't catch me within 10 miles of that shithole.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6278 on: June 04, 2015, 01:01:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6280 on: June 04, 2015, 11:05:20 AM »
Feck moi!! I've played a few practical jokes in my time but this...???  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6281 on: June 04, 2015, 11:11:46 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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