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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6285 on: June 05, 2015, 11:31:40 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6287 on: June 07, 2015, 08:59:54 AM »
 eeek: sick2:  that's quite put me off me breakfast that has





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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6289 on: June 07, 2015, 03:02:34 PM »
Pleased to hear they got rid of those German mines in Calais harbour.

Wonder how long they have been there  rubschin: scared2: scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6290 on: June 07, 2015, 03:06:48 PM »
Pleased to hear they got rid of those German mines in Calais harbour.

Wonder how long they have been there  rubschin: scared2: scared2:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6291 on: June 08, 2015, 04:09:28 PM »
Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

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Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6292 on: June 09, 2015, 07:13:09 AM »

Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

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Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html
those heavy metal fans eh
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6293 on: June 09, 2015, 07:46:07 AM »

Something tells me that's not the way to have an iron rich diet...  rubschin:

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Doctors removed 227 metal objects weighing 4.5lbs including a screwdriver and kitchen forks from the stomach of a South African man suffering from a rare eating disorder.
Coins, keys, bolts, chains and several pieces of wire were also among the cache of metal removed during the emergency operation.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3115302/Incredible-pictures-227-metal-objects-weighing-4-5lbs-including-screwdriver-two-kitchen-forks-swallowed-man-rare-addiction.html
those heavy metal fans eh

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6296 on: June 10, 2015, 05:58:59 PM »
Most excellent. I have a group of spiritualist that I need to deal with.  Mother and daughter combo daughter is about 30 and called Carrie.  The pair reflect all that is bad about local womanhood. They certainly don't like change. eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6297 on: June 10, 2015, 08:03:29 PM »
Avoid exposure to the MERS virus by not drinking camel urine................................surely anyone stupid enough to drink camel urine should already be at the top of Darwin's list.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3118178/WHO-health-officials-tell-people-don-t-drink-potentially-fatal-camel-urine-advice-avoid-deadly-MERS-virus.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6298 on: June 12, 2015, 08:13:33 AM »
Just what the hell do you have to be drinking/smoking/snorting to think that shoving fire ants into your groin is going to be a fun thing to do...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6299 on: June 12, 2015, 09:04:00 AM »
Just what the hell do you have to be drinking/smoking/snorting to think that shoving fire ants into your groin is going to be a fun thing to do...  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3120915/Thai-man-rubs-red-fire-ants-genitals-screams-agony-friends-try-stem-burn-hose.html
Shocked: Shocked:
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