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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6300 on: June 12, 2015, 09:04:04 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6301 on: June 12, 2015, 09:07:59 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6304 on: June 13, 2015, 06:02:02 PM »
It's not so much what you see as hearing the bone snap...  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6305 on: June 13, 2015, 06:26:24 PM »
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6306 on: June 14, 2015, 07:09:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6307 on: June 14, 2015, 07:12:34 AM »
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html

They say any publicity is good publicity but on this occasion....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6308 on: June 14, 2015, 04:33:03 PM »
Words fail me, actually that's not quite true it's just the ones that come to mind after reading this aren't for polite company (or here).  cussing:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258249/Company-boss-compares-troops-paedophiles-refusing-request-provide-jobs-soldiers.html

They say any publicity is good publicity but on this occasion....
Ah but that story is so 2010

The company seems to have been dissolved some time after  :thumbsup:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6309 on: June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM »
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6310 on: June 14, 2015, 10:57:22 PM »
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6311 on: June 15, 2015, 07:56:19 AM »
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

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Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6312 on: June 15, 2015, 08:38:20 AM »
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

 facepalm:

Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6313 on: June 15, 2015, 09:22:52 AM »
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:
I love Kellog's corn flakes  cloud9: Couldn't give a stuff if they do or don't contain nutrition.  The milk and heaps of sugar I put on them do.

Go on then, what's wrong with them?

 facepalm:

Thus answering the old question "If a point is made in a forest and somebody doesn't get it, has the point still been made?"
I see your  facepalm: and raise you  facepalm: facepalm:

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6314 on: June 15, 2015, 04:26:28 PM »
No counter bid.   I win  :thumbsup:
Well, whatever, nevermind