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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6315 on: June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6316 on: June 15, 2015, 06:55:44 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
Quite.  It has multiple meanings as any good dictionary will attest. 

I'd still like to know what's wrong with Corn Flakes or that ad

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6317 on: June 16, 2015, 06:31:58 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 15, 2015, 06:55:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 15, 2015, 05:57:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on June 14, 2015, 08:56:39 PM
I have just watched a Kellogs advert on TV which boasts that 'every flake contains nutrition' I don't know where to begin on this one. Banghead cussing: Explode: Explode:

You could start by defining "nutrition"
Quite.  It has multiple meanings as any good dictionary will attest. 

I'd still like to know what's wrong with Corn Flakes or that ad




 Shrugs:  No idea.  The ad vert I was referring to was for Special K.

Will post a definition of "nutrition" when I reach my desk. 😉


There we go.......


Definition of nutrition in English:
noun

[MASS NOUN]
1The process of providing or obtaining the food necessary for health and growth:
a guide to good nutrition
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6318 on: June 16, 2015, 07:57:17 AM »
Special K?   sick2:

I did wonder if Darwin's man had brought him the Tesco Value dictionary yesterday before he looked down his nose at supposed oiks like wot I am.

From the proper one like

Definition of nutrition in English:
noun
 . . .
1.1 Food or nourishment:
a feeding tube gives her nutrition and water

As acting barrister for Kelloggs, I ask for the case to be dismissed
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6319 on: June 16, 2015, 07:16:12 PM »
Crawling along power cables hoping that the protective suit that you are wearing is in good condition...  eeek:

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The video concludes with him noting that he believes his work to be 'as safe as crossing the street' before stating that he is scared of both heights and electricity.

Did you have Nick as a careers guidance advisor by any chance?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6320 on: June 16, 2015, 10:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2015, 07:16:12 PM
Crawling along power cables hoping that the protective suit that you are wearing is in good condition...  eeek:

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The video concludes with him noting that he believes his work to be 'as safe as crossing the street' before stating that he is scared of both heights and electricity.

Did you have Nick as a careers guidance advisor by any chance?  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126209/Man-demonstrates-maintaining-high-voltage-line-half-million-volts-pass-body.html
scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6321 on: June 17, 2015, 04:32:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6322 on: June 17, 2015, 07:15:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6323 on: June 17, 2015, 07:28:27 PM »
I had to laugh readin the line "slipped an NFC chip under his flesh to avoid the pain"

KNOB noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6324 on: June 18, 2015, 08:02:22 AM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on June 17, 2015, 07:28:27 PM
I had to laugh readin the line "slipped an NFC chip under his flesh to avoid the pain"

KNOB

I would have thought repeatedly undoing his trousers as he travelled on the underground would have been painful enough.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6325 on: June 18, 2015, 01:57:50 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6326 on: June 18, 2015, 02:27:17 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6327 on: June 18, 2015, 05:43:26 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6328 on: June 18, 2015, 05:48:24 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6329 on: June 18, 2015, 05:54:35 PM »
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