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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6480 on: July 31, 2015, 12:14:35 AM »
Oh God, sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

Gives a whole new meaning to the Norfolk Broads..   noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6481 on: July 31, 2015, 03:37:14 AM »
Oh God, sorry BM I need to borrow the bucket...  sick2:

Gives a whole new meaning to the Norfolk Broads..   noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/594868/BBW-Woman-24-stone-money-stripping-website-boyfriend-naked

I'd need the wide-angle attachment for that one!  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6482 on: August 02, 2015, 09:52:17 PM »
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6483 on: August 02, 2015, 10:04:41 PM »
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

 ;D ;D

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6484 on: August 02, 2015, 10:39:22 PM »
Time for a stiff drink?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-33751212

"Distillers in China added Viagra to thousands of bottles of spirits and told customers it had "health-preserving qualities", food safety officials say."

 ;D ;D

 lol: lol: lol:

I expect it means heavy drinkers can still stand up after a session.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6485 on: August 03, 2015, 11:00:12 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6487 on: August 03, 2015, 11:11:34 AM »
http://www.sickchirpse.com/georgia-man-cuts-off-penis-stop-masturbatin/  eeek:

Eaten by the neighbour's dog  Shocked:

The link on that story led to something even more disturbing  eeek: eeek:

Lost her virginity to one and now she is a Cabbage Patch Doll pimp?? WTF???  noooo:

http://www.moron.com/lost-virginity-to-cabbage-patch-kid/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6488 on: August 03, 2015, 11:34:40 AM »
Miss D could have used one of these all those times she tried to get the brat out of bed...  eveilgrin:

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/595244/Ejector-Bed-YouTube-Colin-Furze-Video-Wallace-Gromit
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6489 on: August 03, 2015, 12:46:23 PM »
 eeek:eeek: and  eeek:

too much
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6491 on: August 03, 2015, 06:34:53 PM »
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