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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6525 on: August 21, 2015, 03:12:51 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6526 on: August 23, 2015, 07:06:05 PM »
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6527 on: August 23, 2015, 07:09:53 PM »
Youngsters don't want to serve on a Royal Navy sub because they wouldn't be able to log into Facebook?  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3207736/Youngsters-don-t-want-serve-Royal-Navy-submarines-t-log-Facebook-waves.html

Not surprised... noooo:  big a big wedding on the beach last week and the wi=fi signal was coming and going ...you think the hotel had cut their arms off... noooo:   

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6528 on: August 24, 2015, 10:50:17 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6529 on: August 24, 2015, 11:41:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6530 on: August 24, 2015, 11:43:18 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6532 on: August 28, 2015, 05:48:46 PM »
I'll let the old degenerates have open season on the puns...  eveilgrin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/601435/David-Cameron-holiday-Cornwall-sewage-Samantha
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6534 on: August 29, 2015, 10:24:52 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6535 on: August 29, 2015, 11:49:17 AM »
Just a thought but who do we know on here who has a history of daft online purchases.....?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3213945/Grotty-caravan-billed-suitable-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-listed-eBay-attracts-bids-worth-75-000-just-seven-hours.html
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Anyone who buys a caravan should be locked up over this weekend.  Yesterday was chaos with the idiots blocking the roads here, must have been worse near you.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6536 on: August 29, 2015, 01:29:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6539 on: September 01, 2015, 04:41:23 PM »
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