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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6555 on: September 08, 2015, 07:23:37 AM »
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« Reply #6556 on: September 08, 2015, 07:26:03 AM »
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6557 on: September 08, 2015, 07:32:08 AM »
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:

Well, Mummy and daddy who love each other very much....
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6558 on: September 08, 2015, 07:33:31 AM »
Maybe daddy was blind  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6559 on: September 08, 2015, 07:37:03 AM »
Maybe daddy was blind  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6560 on: September 08, 2015, 07:52:05 AM »
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html
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She should be allowed to go to school, provided she is sterilised first.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6561 on: September 08, 2015, 09:50:17 AM »
Another shameful breach of human rights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3224954/School-sent-13-year-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html
She should have been locked up for having an offensive looking mother.  Is that creature what the word 'munter' was created for or what

As for her hair, kids will be kids.  Teachers should act like grown ups.  But do they?   noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6562 on: September 08, 2015, 11:28:29 AM »
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6563 on: September 08, 2015, 11:58:54 AM »
One wonders how the mother managed to get pregnant  rubschin:

Simples, considering they live in Sheffield she would likely be considered a rare beauty...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6564 on: September 08, 2015, 12:36:40 PM »
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6565 on: September 08, 2015, 12:40:22 PM »
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6566 on: September 08, 2015, 12:50:13 PM »
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.
rubschin:  Fair point but that's going to happen anyway and you can always have a dress code.  IMHO school uniforms are motivated more by a wish to dehumanise kids and make money from the authorised outlets.

Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   I remember with glee the day I got to burn it



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6567 on: September 08, 2015, 12:56:51 PM »
Surely being made to wear school uniform is also a" breach of her human rights?" Yet they don't have an issue with this. I fucking hate half hearted principles. Even if I disagree with you, I respect your opinion if you stand by it with total conviction.

And yes Steve, the word "munter" was created for times such as these.  Thumbs:
If they think it's so important to wear school uniform then the teachers should wear one too.  But do they?   noooo:

I guess it's so important that kids are made to understand hypocrisy.   Jeez, 40 years on and I'm still bitter about that school uniform bollocks.

I think uniforms are a good idea. Can you imagine the pressure to have the right trainers, jeans, lables etc. Not just on the kids but the parents who have to buy all the designer clothes so their kids don't get picked on for wearing Geroge at Asda.
rubschin:  Fair point but that's going to happen anyway and you can always have a dress code.  IMHO school uniforms are motivated more by a wish to dehumanise kids and make money from the authorised outlets.

Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   I remember with glee the day I got to burn it

Ahhh.... your dislike of UKIP becomes understandable now....  ;D
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6568 on: September 08, 2015, 01:23:13 PM »
Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin point:  by other schools' scum way too often.   

Pah! Should have taught you to look after yourself. Boy named Sue and all that.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6569 on: September 08, 2015, 02:47:21 PM »
Ahhh.... your dislike of UKIP becomes understandable now....  ;D
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Plausible connections I had never made before #72

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