Fantastic Headlines

[Nick]

I feel a new thread coming on.

[Steve]

Did I mention my school had a purple uniform?  It was effin   by other schools' scum way too often.   

Pah! Should have taught you to look after yourself. Boy named Sue and all that.

Presumably such worked for you then Sue Selection

Any toughening up it may have done is lost in the noise compared to what working the buildings did for me.  The money was good too 

[Steve]

I feel a new thread coming on.

So many options

[Grumpmeister]

Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html

[Barman]

Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html

Fuck me, is she blind or what?

[Grumpmeister]

Surely at some point it must have entered your mind that it was strange for 'Louis Theroux' to want to stay with you in Bodmin. Even compared to some of the places he has been to in the past it is a shithole. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226665/Mum-one-tells-completely-duped-Louis-Theroux-lookalike-conman-threw-home.html

Fuck me, is she blind or what?

Bodmin is the kind of place that makes Nick seem fairly normal. 

[Grumpmeister]

So you have found a 30000 year old virus in the permafrost, you know absolutely nothing about the damn thing so now want to revive it to see if it would be a danger to man or animal... 


Am I being overly paranoid or does this seem like a really bad idea. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html

[Barman]

So you have found a 30000 year old virus in the permafrost, you know absolutely nothing about the damn thing so now want to revive it to see if it would be a danger to man or animal... 


Am I being overly paranoid or does this seem like a really bad idea. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3226578/Resurrecting-monster-virus-Scientists-awaken-bug-laid-dormant-frozen-Siberian-wastelands-30-000-years.html

[Barman]

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex

 

[Darwins Selection]

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex

 

 

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.

[apc2010]

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex

 

 

I suppose it must have been hard for her to tell.

 

[Grumpmeister]

How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool. 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html

[apc2010]

How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool. 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html

 

[Grumpmeister]

Pulling Cessna with your ears....... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!! 





This guy is nuts, and that isn't one of the stranger things he has done.

'The heaviest weight lifted by pierced ears': Mr Strange lifted a 2stone 3lb (14.9 kg) off the floor using just the piercings in his ear lobes;

'The most apples held in the mouth and chainsawed in half in one minute' The performer cut eight apples out of his own mouth with a petrol chainsaw in one minute;

'The most apples chainsawed out of someone else's mouth in one minute': Mr Strange cut 12 apples out of his assistants mouth with a petrol chainsaw in one minute;

'The fastest time to break 16 concrete blocks on the body in one minute': The stunt man managed to individually break 16 concrete blocks with a sledgehammer on the stomach of his assistant in 30.4 seconds;

'The most animal traps released on the body in one minute': He managed to release six animal traps onto his hands and arms in one minute;

'The most melons chopped in half on somebody's stomach (with a samurai sword while they lay on a bed of nails)': Mr Strange managed to individually chop 10 watermelons in half on the stomach of his assistant in 30 seconds.

Strange may be nuts but his assistant must have a death wish... 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227543/Sideshow-performer-enters-record-books-pulling-1500lb-plane-20-meters-EARS.html

[Nick]

How much of an arsehole must you be to think it's a good idea to take an alarm clock shaped like a bomb on a plane. Almost makes you wish for trigger happy security staff just to clean the gene pool. 



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3224962/What-thinking-Airport-evacuated-teenager-tries-alarm-clock-designed-look-like-BOMB-plane.html

 

I bet BM will want one