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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6690 on: October 07, 2015, 07:46:44 PM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:

Where was my copy then. Eh, eh, eh????!!!!!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6691 on: October 07, 2015, 07:47:12 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6692 on: October 07, 2015, 09:32:15 PM »
eeek: eeek: eeek:

Actually, she rather liked my Dad's War Diary  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Which I sent you free of charge whistle:

Where was my copy then. Eh, eh, eh????!!!!!

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6693 on: October 07, 2015, 11:32:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6695 on: October 07, 2015, 11:39:31 PM »
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:



http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6696 on: October 08, 2015, 04:50:01 AM »
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:



http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face

Holy fuck!  sick2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6697 on: October 08, 2015, 09:36:03 AM »
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6698 on: October 08, 2015, 11:39:34 PM »
What? Why would you want to do this to yourself? Do you somehow think it makes you more attractive???  eeek: eeek:



http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/610502/Guinness-World-Records-Man-breaks-record-flesh-tunnels-face

Holy fuck!  sick2:

No point in buying him a pint anyway
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6699 on: October 08, 2015, 11:56:13 PM »
A shop selling food that uses a model railway to transport orders....

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Nope, don't think anything like that has been mentioned on here before...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3264868/Fritz-s-Railroad-Restaurant-delivers-food-tables-model-railway-system.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6700 on: October 09, 2015, 12:01:44 AM »
I think it's safe to say that this guy isn't the sharpest knife in the cupboard. Deciding to remove (apparently) none existent piles and then accidentally sitting on your implement of choice...  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6701 on: October 09, 2015, 11:21:36 AM »
I think it's safe to say that this guy isn't the sharpest knife in the cupboard. Deciding to remove (apparently) none existent piles and then accidentally sitting on your implement of choice...  Shocked:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3264936/Man-six-inch-long-dagger-stuck-rear-trying-remove-piles-DIY-operation.html
eeek: eeek: Shocked:
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6702 on: October 09, 2015, 03:08:14 PM »
What would you do for a £48 bet? Drink the juice of 130 of the worlds hottest chillies? Nope me neither, but these two cockwombles decided to.  noooo:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3264836/Twin-brother-left-gasping-air-drinking-juice-130-world-s-hottest-chillies-48-bet.html

Darwin, on the offchance that they haven't managed to breed yet please put these two at the top of your list.  noooo:
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