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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6706 on: October 16, 2015, 10:55:00 AM »
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:



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His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6707 on: October 16, 2015, 11:11:42 AM »
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:



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His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html

Bonkers....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6708 on: October 16, 2015, 03:04:24 PM »
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:



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His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6709 on: October 16, 2015, 03:07:43 PM »
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:



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His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

"Hi Doc, U do csmetic surgry. Cn U mak me luk like a prat? LOL"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6710 on: October 16, 2015, 03:40:56 PM »
Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not you that's for sure, cutting off your ears because you want to look more like a parrot...  eeek:



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His other forms of decoration include a peace sign on his left shoulder, which was branded on with a 750C hot iron, and two magnets implanted in his hands.

Decorative branding??  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275576/Who-s-pretty-boy-Parrot-obsessed-man-56-EARS-cut-look-like-pets-wants-turn-nose-beak.html

Bonkers....  noooo:

Should have turned off the predictive text.

"Hi Doc, U do csmetic surgry. Cn U mak me luk like a prat? LOL"

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6712 on: October 21, 2015, 07:45:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6713 on: October 21, 2015, 12:46:18 PM »
Marty McFly Returns!

I now think Doc Brown was based on Baldymort, just with less gubbage...

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6714 on: October 21, 2015, 08:08:53 PM »
Marty McFly Returns!

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6715 on: October 21, 2015, 09:20:35 PM »
Marty McFly Returns!

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6716 on: October 21, 2015, 09:43:12 PM »
Marty McFly Returns!

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

 lol:  lol:  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6717 on: October 22, 2015, 06:14:29 AM »
Marty McFly Returns!

I can remember being sat in a Norfolk cinema watching Back To The Future and thinking, "Fvcking hell, he's going to end up shagging his Mum!"..........






luckily the usher spotted him fingering her and chucked them out........... redface:

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