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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6735 on: October 29, 2015, 12:26:21 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6736 on: October 29, 2015, 02:57:25 PM »
Think I've found another cat sitting opportunity for Nick...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293568/A-woman-ditched-husband-favour-35-CATS-says-never-happier.html
A woman that makes Mrs Nick seem normal?

Bit distapointed that there was no Pussy Galore joke made
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6737 on: October 29, 2015, 03:10:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6740 on: October 30, 2015, 05:30:20 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6741 on: October 30, 2015, 08:52:31 PM »
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ eeek:

It aint never gonna happen to you Nick....  noooo:

Just as well, 2 Nick's in close proximity (or even Nick and a Nickalike) could only result in a critical mass of blunderment...  scared2:

Thankfully although BM can be completely cack handed he wasn't a close enough match for that to happen when Nick visited.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6742 on: October 30, 2015, 08:56:14 PM »
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man-sits-next-to-a-stranger-on-flight-and-things-got-really-weird-66706/ eeek:

It aint never gonna happen to you Nick....  noooo:

Just as well, 2 Nick's in close proximity (or even Nick and a Nickalike) could only result in a critical mass of blunderment...  scared2:

Thankfully although BM can be completely cack handed he wasn't a close enough match for that to happen when Nick visited.  Thumbs:

Although my Dad was an ginge....  rubschin:

To be fair, it was lucky that we didn't spontaneously combust....  scared2:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6743 on: October 30, 2015, 08:58:20 PM »
In all honesty I was half expecting to hear that Cyprus had gone the way of Atlantis.  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6744 on: October 30, 2015, 10:18:54 PM »

http://firsttoknow.com/transgender-in-prison/

"Only one more operation needed to complete the sex change"

I am sure the inmates of B-Wing would have done it much cheaper than the NHS
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6747 on: November 04, 2015, 12:53:04 AM »
It was less the stunt itself and more that her parents were happy to let their 13 year old do it.  noooo:
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