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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6750 on: November 06, 2015, 09:58:08 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6752 on: November 06, 2015, 11:58:04 AM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34732010 eeek: sick2:

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  Neurocysticercosis develops after a person swallows microscopic eggs passed in the faeces of a person who has an intestinal pork tapeworm.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6755 on: November 10, 2015, 08:09:20 AM »
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« Reply #6756 on: November 10, 2015, 09:16:32 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6757 on: November 10, 2015, 12:08:25 PM »
From Swansea, that explains a lot noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/616503/Man-wakes-up-with-Ray-Ban-glasses-tattooed-on-his-face?

No. 1 on that video? What a dickhead  redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6760 on: November 10, 2015, 12:33:20 PM »
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6761 on: November 10, 2015, 12:42:14 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6762 on: November 10, 2015, 01:34:06 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6763 on: November 10, 2015, 06:00:07 PM »
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6764 on: November 10, 2015, 10:57:51 PM »
Nutscaping? WTF???  eeek:

"This scenery is beautiful but do you know what it needs? A pair of bollocks"  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/27/men-are-taking-photos-of-their-balls-in-front-of-beautiful-landscapes-5465223/

Tried that, everyone said "What landscape?"  angel1
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