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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6795 on: November 25, 2015, 12:26:39 AM »
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Triple murder in Limassol

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No I was not in Limassol this evening... ::)

 eeek:.........I am going tomorrow.....

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Pop in for dinner at yours on the way back you say..... rubschin:

Pizza!  :thumbsup:

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Look on the bright side Apey, if Baldymort is incinerating cooking the pizza you won't have to worry about food poisoning...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6796 on: November 25, 2015, 12:37:15 AM »
Somehow I can see Boris trying to figure out how to fit this this into the next Met police budget.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3330368/Chinese-police-use-FLAMETHROWER-terror-suspects-grenades-tear-gas-fail.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6797 on: November 25, 2015, 12:46:20 AM »
I think we need to start the Nick awards again, this eejit would certainly be a contender  happy001

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6798 on: November 25, 2015, 12:53:47 AM »
Never gonna blow you up
Never gonna shoot you down
Never gonna run around and hurt you...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3332719/Rick-Astley-brought-fight-ISIS-Anonymous-hijack-Islamic-State-Twitter-feeds-tricking-jihadis-watching-Never-Gonna-video.html

Wonder if there could potentially be more to this than simple Rickrolling, didn't the American's drive Noriega out of hiding by playing really shite music on a permanent loop outside where he was holed up?  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6799 on: November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM »
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table

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In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6800 on: November 25, 2015, 07:21:36 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table

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In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

We could eat pizza on it as we drove along....  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6801 on: November 25, 2015, 08:47:18 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 25, 2015, 03:20:26 AM
There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table

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In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6802 on: November 25, 2015, 08:47:45 AM »
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There has been a trend for a while in Australia for bolting a motor onto random objects. Maybe this should go into the BM's next project thread...  rubschin:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/620657/Perth-Australia-picnic-table

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In January, a man was fined £700 for riding an unlicensed beer cooler along a footpath in Mornington Peninsula, Victoria.

Sounds like the next Apeymobile, can stop off and raid Baldymorts booze stash then...  whistle:

Excellent!  :thumbsup:

We could eat pizza on it as we drove along....  rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6809 on: November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM »
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...



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