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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6810 on: November 26, 2015, 11:49:37 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6811 on: November 26, 2015, 11:57:53 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 26, 2015, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2015, 11:33:08 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No its.....................WTF WOMAN  eeek:

A hundred and twenty grand on surgery to look like this...



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3333707/Pixee-Fox-spends-120k-15-surgeries-6-RIBS-removed-look-like-Jessica-Rabit.html


 eeek: eeek:

Is that reaction due to the results of the surgery of the cost of the procedures...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6812 on: November 28, 2015, 06:00:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6813 on: November 28, 2015, 06:05:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6814 on: November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM »
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6815 on: November 29, 2015, 05:26:47 PM »
BM will find him in his pool noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6816 on: November 29, 2015, 07:15:53 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6817 on: November 29, 2015, 07:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 29, 2015, 05:26:47 PM
BM will find him in his pool noooo:

Hadaway Nick, if the pilot was that bad he would never make it out of the country.....   whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6818 on: November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
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Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6819 on: November 29, 2015, 08:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo

Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?

I thought that... redface:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6820 on: November 29, 2015, 11:15:21 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 29, 2015, 08:31:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2015, 08:25:39 PM
Quote from: beerhead on November 29, 2015, 05:25:54 PM
Brazilian Santa wanted after stealing helicopter in Sao Paulo

Is that a Santa with most of his beard shaved off?

I thought that... redface:

My thoughts were somewhat lower



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6821 on: November 30, 2015, 12:39:24 AM »
While if it was required I'd be happy wearing anything that could stop fire from an assault rifle I can certainly see the resemblance to Dark Helmet  lol:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3336727/It-s-police-FORCE-German-riot-officers-mocked-new-uniform-s-helmets-make-look-like-Darth-Vader.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6822 on: November 30, 2015, 12:47:38 AM »
A petition to rename Canterbury West railway station to Kanye West railway station because he is the greatest human being of our time??? W.......T.......F???? Baldymort have you been giving away home brew again??  eeek: eeek:

https://www.change.org/p/canterbury-city-council-southeastern-rename-canterbury-west-station-kanye-west-station

Had a quick look at some of the comments, there are some seriously disturbed people out there and God help us if he does somehow make it into the White House in 2020 as something tells me we'd be nostalgic for Dubya ...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3338355/Petition-launched-rename-Canterbury-West-station-rapper-Kanye-West-honour-greatest-human-time.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6823 on: November 30, 2015, 01:27:56 AM »
And worse some of those will breed
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6824 on: December 01, 2015, 12:46:13 AM »
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Gazza for admitting he was off his face on cocaine when he went to see Raoul Moat carrying a fishing rod and some chicken.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html
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