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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6825 on: December 01, 2015, 01:15:16 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2015, 12:46:13 AM
And today's No Shit Sherlock award goes to Gazza for admitting he was off his face on cocaine when he went to see Raoul Moat carrying a fishing rod and some chicken.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3340181/Paul-Gascoigne-reveals-snorted-14-lines-cocaine-trying-chicken-fishing-rod-murderer-Raoul-Moat.html



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6826 on: December 01, 2015, 09:32:44 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6827 on: December 01, 2015, 11:14:09 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6828 on: December 01, 2015, 03:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 01, 2015, 09:32:44 AM
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-handed-card-on-the-tube-from-organisation-which-hates-fat-people-a6754706.html

“We disapprove of your wasting NHS money to treat your selfish greed. And we do not understand why you fail to grasp that by eating less you will be better off, slimmer, happy and find a partner who is not a perverted chubby-lover, or even find a partner at all.”

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« Reply #6829 on: December 02, 2015, 07:50:52 AM »
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« Reply #6830 on: December 02, 2015, 07:52:34 AM »
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« Reply #6831 on: December 03, 2015, 05:55:42 PM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6832 on: December 03, 2015, 05:56:21 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6833 on: December 03, 2015, 06:13:13 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 03, 2015, 05:56:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 03, 2015, 05:55:42 PM



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6834 on: December 03, 2015, 11:15:11 PM »
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« Reply #6835 on: December 04, 2015, 06:36:34 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6836 on: December 04, 2015, 10:12:55 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6837 on: December 04, 2015, 05:21:39 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6838 on: December 04, 2015, 05:57:32 PM »
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