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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6873 on: December 17, 2015, 12:49:24 PM »


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6874 on: December 19, 2015, 07:24:30 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6877 on: December 21, 2015, 12:39:22 PM »
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6878 on: December 21, 2015, 03:05:53 PM »
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:

Or worse....... eeek:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6879 on: December 21, 2015, 03:20:28 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6880 on: December 21, 2015, 05:12:30 PM »
A ready prepared coffin you say...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363969/Earthquake-proof-bed-swallows-senses-ground-shaking-Mechanism-drops-mattress-sealed-box-supplies.html

I saw that the other day.... not sure what happens if you are sleeping with an arm or leg hanging out of the side when it snaps shut???  eeek:

Or worse....... eeek:

The high pitched screaming makes it easier for rescue teams to.find.them I suppose....  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6881 on: December 21, 2015, 10:48:33 PM »
I suppose that the next stage of this would be human testing.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html

We could always dose Apey and see if he will buy the rounds...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6882 on: December 22, 2015, 05:47:22 AM »
I suppose that the next stage of this would be human testing.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3363354/Are-SCROOGE-Researchers-pinpoint-generous-centre-brain.html

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The donate button...?  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6884 on: December 22, 2015, 04:24:55 PM »
Who in their right mind would look at a bottle of camel urine and think "That would go really well with some milk?"  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html
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