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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6885 on: December 22, 2015, 04:41:50 PM »
If it's cheap Apey might try to resell it rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6886 on: December 22, 2015, 04:57:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2015, 04:41:50 PM
If it's cheap Apey might try to resell it rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6887 on: December 22, 2015, 07:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on December 22, 2015, 06:21:21 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-21/reindeer-causes-havoc-on-streets-escapes-from-tesco/7045336 eeek:
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So some idiot in a car sounded his horn causing Reindeer mayhem in Nottingham.  Do you have an alibi?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6888 on: December 22, 2015, 08:04:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6889 on: December 22, 2015, 08:11:37 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6890 on: December 25, 2015, 12:28:49 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6891 on: December 26, 2015, 12:46:05 AM »
Didn't know whether to put this here or in Miss D's foods of ultimate wrongness sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3373972/Is-today-s-bizarre-Christmas-dinner-Roadkill-fan-tucks-dead-DOLPHIN-beach-festive-treat.html

I did love the line

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Mr Boyt will be spending Christmas with his wife, Su, and his 90-year-old mother-in-law, but said they will not be joining him with his dolphin dish.

He added: 'My wife is a vegetarian so she doesn't eat the dishes I cook and especially not ones with animals I've collected from the roadsides.

Wonder if she was a vegetarian before she met him...  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6892 on: December 28, 2015, 03:44:05 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6893 on: December 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6894 on: December 28, 2015, 11:42:18 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 28, 2015, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 28, 2015, 03:44:05 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/man-killed-on-christmas-day-after-blowing-up-a-condom-machine-74540/


 ;D ;D ;D

he should have worn protection........ noooo:

These up and coming criminals just haven't got the same style that they did back in the day....  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6895 on: December 30, 2015, 12:58:24 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6896 on: December 30, 2015, 12:59:40 PM »
I know how he feels this week  evil:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6897 on: December 31, 2015, 10:38:48 AM »
Could this be the next Nick towers, the address could match what Nick shouts whenever he gubbs something up...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3378711/Is-Britain-s-rudest-address-Homeowner-puts-bungalow-4-Kinnell-Street-sale-115-000.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6898 on: December 31, 2015, 12:23:01 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6899 on: January 01, 2016, 06:30:14 PM »
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