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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7050 on: February 10, 2016, 09:54:13 AM »
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« Reply #7051 on: February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM »
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7052 on: February 12, 2016, 08:08:11 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7053 on: February 12, 2016, 08:08:38 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7054 on: February 12, 2016, 10:55:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
"In whom the Minister has every confidence"

When exactly are the Ides of March?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7055 on: February 12, 2016, 10:56:02 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7056 on: February 12, 2016, 11:35:34 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2016, 10:55:17 AM
Quote from: Nick on February 12, 2016, 08:05:14 AM
This week's Times Educational Supplement has described me as "a leading figure"  angel1 Shocked:
"In whom the Minister has every confidence"

When exactly are the Ides of March?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7057 on: February 12, 2016, 06:13:07 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7058 on: February 16, 2016, 03:26:10 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7059 on: February 16, 2016, 03:32:38 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7060 on: February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM »
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7061 on: February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers.  ::)
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7062 on: February 18, 2016, 11:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers everything.  ::)

Fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7063 on: February 18, 2016, 11:19:24 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 18, 2016, 11:12:16 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 18, 2016, 10:48:40 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 17, 2016, 11:44:26 PM
Didn't know whether to put this in here or in the Darwin Awards thread instead. Who the hell in their right mind would put 2 tigers in the back of a car and drive them somewhere...  eeek:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451260/It-s-not-just-engine-roars-Czech-driver-risks-death-transporting-two-white-TIGERS-BMW-Touring.html

The Daily Wail seems unclear about the difference between Lions and Tigers everything.  ::)

Fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7064 on: February 23, 2016, 12:22:38 AM »
Mr Bacon Double Cheeseburger? You may as well change your name to Mr Gormless Feckin' Moron because that's what people are probably calling you anyway.  noooo:

And it's not the only bleedin stupid name change, here is a selection...

1. Bacon Double Cheeseburger
2. Thomas Steve Redgrave Matthew Pinsent Linford Christie Ian Thorpe Daley Thompson Chris Hoy Seb Coe Carl Lewis Steve Ovett Jonathan Edwards Ben Ainslie Usain Bolt Manly
3. Happy Birthday
4. George Thomas The Tank Engine
5. Charlene Charlie Penelope Pitstop Colpus Crumb
6. None of the Above
7. Simply MyLovePoet
8. Michael Connor Lightning Akimbo Wumbo Wigglesworth Pussyfoot Katzenjammer
9. John The Teddyboy Leeson
10. Kerry Roses For Poses

Mr Darwin sir, can you have your man get his arse into gear and remove these cockwombles from the gene pool before they breed...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3458056/Well-Hello-Mr-Bacon-Double-Cheeseburger-Record-numbers-Britons-changing-names-inspired-favourite-footballers-cartoons-food.html
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