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Offline Barman

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7275 on: April 11, 2016, 05:23:27 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7276 on: April 11, 2016, 09:07:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7277 on: April 11, 2016, 03:06:16 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7278 on: April 11, 2016, 08:03:34 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7279 on: April 11, 2016, 08:04:32 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7280 on: April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM »
BOGOF

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7281 on: April 12, 2016, 03:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
My exact reaction.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7282 on: April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM »
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7283 on: April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7284 on: April 12, 2016, 03:44:42 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7285 on: April 12, 2016, 03:47:52 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7286 on: April 12, 2016, 03:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 12, 2016, 03:44:42 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 12, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 12, 2016, 03:19:44 PM
I spose that confronted with any normal bosom TMR breaks out the climbing ropes and grappling irons  noooo:
I spose that confronted with any normal  woman Mr Nick breaks out the blue pills and chloroform handkerchief.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7287 on: April 12, 2016, 03:59:33 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7288 on: April 12, 2016, 05:00:44 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?
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Lily Allen might go for Buy Two get One Free
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7289 on: April 12, 2016, 08:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2016, 03:11:53 PM
BOGOF

I see that dodgy cosmetic surgeons are to be banned from offering BOGOF deals on boob enlargement.

Are there really that many women out there who were planning to have just one of them done?

I suppose it's useful for those gormless Jeremy Kyle fodder bints who are used to feeling a right tit.  rubschin:
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