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Offline Nick

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7320 on: April 20, 2016, 09:14:43 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7321 on: April 20, 2016, 04:38:57 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7322 on: April 20, 2016, 07:51:55 PM »
This is why BM and Baldy cant go for a drink without a minder...  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7323 on: April 20, 2016, 11:52:17 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549512/Sword-removed-man-s-chest-shocking-video-Spain.html

 worthy:

BM, you may as well pass this one by as you would get all squeamish  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7324 on: April 21, 2016, 12:43:17 AM »
Couldn't stop laughing at this just from reading the headline. I'm a bad person and going to hell for this  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3549866/Ostrich-freed-Munich-circus-animal-rights-activists-immediately-killed-runs-car.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7325 on: April 21, 2016, 05:45:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7326 on: April 21, 2016, 08:20:29 AM »
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« Reply #7327 on: April 21, 2016, 09:35:53 AM »
Florida Zookeeper Killed by Tiger to Be Memorialized by 5k Run

Is this a (not so) subtle way of saying that if she could have run 5K it wouldn't have killed her...?  lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7328 on: April 21, 2016, 09:05:31 PM »
And the award for understatement of the week goes to this article:

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The man could be in for a shock when he eventually comes around, and realises what he's done.


Cutting off half of his knackers? I'd say so..  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552195/LSD-trip-causes-French-man-cut-penis-jump-window.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7329 on: April 21, 2016, 11:44:22 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7330 on: April 21, 2016, 11:49:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7331 on: April 21, 2016, 11:58:16 PM »
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The 100 most influential people? Well it's official then, society is almost completely fucked.  Banghead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552271/What-links-Leonardo-DiCaprio-Nicki-Minaj-Jordan-Spieth-Caitlyn-Jenner-Ted-Cruz-100-influential-people-world-according-Time-magazine.html
Well they got something right, Call me Dave not listed

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day..  noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7332 on: April 22, 2016, 08:54:42 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7333 on: April 22, 2016, 11:38:51 PM »
That must have been an eye opener for anyone who saw it on the street...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36115063
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #7334 on: April 23, 2016, 12:44:13 AM »
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