Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

[Grumpmeister]

£285k for completely fucking up this town? You are taking the piss!!! 

I have nothing against students (as long as they are well behaved - but that is a rant for another time) or the university per se, but Falmouth hasn't got the infrastructure to handle the the number of students that are currently attending, never mind the extra 2500 that you want to have come so try putting money towards things like on site student accommodation before stating that you want to massively increase your numbers. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600079/Head-one-Britain-s-smallest-universities-given-60-000-pay-rise-Fat-cat-leader-sees-pay-soar-285-900-institution-caters-4-200-students.html

[Grumpmeister]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

[Barman]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

 

[Steve]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

 

and 

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?       I must have

[Barman]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

 

and 

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?       I must have

The calmer one...? 

[Darwins Selection]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

 

and 

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?       I must have

The calmer one...? 

 

With drag on?

[Nick]

ANd who could ever forget...........?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/escaped-crocodile-caused-plane-crash-3844676

[Barman]

I suppose this is what happens when you order your airline tickets on t'interweb... 


 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3601957/Too-leg-room-Plane-passenger-horrified-giant-TARANTULA-crawls-leg-mid-flight-second-one-spotted-soon-after.html

 

and 

Have I done my airplane and chameleon/dragon story?       I must have

The calmer one...? 

 

With drag on?

 

[Miss Creant]

Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

[apc2010]

Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

 

[Grumpmeister]

Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     

[Darwins Selection]

Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     

[Steve]

Nenzing, Austria: 2 Killed, 11 Injured When Gunman Opens Fire at Concert, Authorities Say

Call me sick because I know I am,  but there must be a Sound of Music joke if not several in this, where's Apey? I need him to help me out here........

High on a pill was a lonely gunman....?     

  Mr G

[Grumpmeister]

Selfridges are about to open up a teatotal bar serving designer water...............and what the bloody hell is a water sommelier...?   

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603398/Selfridges-open-teetotal-water-cocktail-bar-selling-H2O-150-gem-encrusted-bottle.html